magicgirlboss - Tumblr blog

[magicgirlboss]

playing erdtree with my pal we get invaded by someone named "Drip Inspector" and im like "waitwaitwait. ok lets just pose leaning back to back and wait for them to show up maybe our outfits will be so good they wont kill us"

so we wait until they show up and then they get reaaaal close to us . and then pull out their telescope and start circling around us and zooming in for a good 30 seconds. then they clap, use the "wonderful" and "youre beautiful" prattling pates, and jump off a cliff. invader vanquished

[magicgirlboss]

Nobody asked me if they wanted to see the best scene in all of animated TV history but here it is anyways because this entire three and a half minute sequence from Scavengers Reign changed my brain forever

[magicgirlboss]

There's a place just down the street where they chop off angel's wings and fry them in oil. You should try some. Oh, the angels? Yeah they're regular people now. Simultaneously their freedom of flight is ripped away from them violently and yet at the same time they are granted freedom from the yoke of divine subservience so it's bitter sweet for them or some gay shit like that. Anyways the wings are really good.

[magicgirlboss]

sorry for being weird online. i'm even worse if you see me in person

[magicgirlboss]

[magicgirlboss]

? ok tumblr what do you want to tell me

when someone has "taken" in their bio it's bc they've been consumed by the fog

[magicgirlboss]

[magicgirlboss]

first cis person to ever make a funny 'i identify as' joke has been sighted breaking report more to follow shortly

[magicgirlboss]

Man what the hell I went to the club in my dream and my brain made up a new goth band that was the New Hottest Edgy Thing when when I woke up I realized the lyrics were just "I love you vampire. Monday vampire Tuesday vampire Wednesday vampire every day vampire" and it just goes on like that in like a typical bauhaus esque goth voice. What. Kindergarten goth song

[magicgirlboss]

Having friends on tumblr is really great. I often refer to you guys in real life as “my friend from england/autralia/california/new york” and it makes people think I’m very well traveled when really I’ve just spent a lot of time on the Internet.

[magicgirlboss]

Older than history itself

What if the oldest vampire was a Neanderthal girl 🤔

[magicgirlboss]

lord grant me the power to change the things i cannot control or however the prayer goes

[magicgirlboss]

[magicgirlboss]

Friend: Dude wtf why did you put glitter in my coffee I was going to drink that?

Me: aesthetic

[magicgirlboss]

[magicgirlboss]

just caught myself thinking “nooo i cant post that they’ll think i’m uncool” like brother you are on www.tumblr.com/dashboard

[magicgirlboss]

How i sleep knowing I’ll never bring a child into this world