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the year is 2025

scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want

the spice girls are getting impatient

war is upon us

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In New Horizons, the mannequins in the Able Sisters re-use the player model with a few facial features taken off, and being recolored to black. This was likely to make it easier for the developers to interchangeably place clothing on them.

Due to this, they are actually compatible with all of the game's player animations. They're just normally set to only do the mannequin-specific "animations", all of which are just a 1-frame pose. In this gif, I have swapped the poses for the Shrunk Funk Shuffle, demonstrating this quirk.

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a buddy cop action movie but instead of an uptight public servant/street smart cool guy combo it’s about an anarchist and a leninist

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when i first moved in with my roommate, she was constantly throwing up and attributed it to some unexplainable chronic issue. after a year with me here, she's learned a lot about proper food preparation and storage, as well as having me sort of on top of managing groceries, and she almost never gets sick like that anymore.

anyway i think that woman might be one of a kind but just in case she's not: if you find yourself having frequent tummy troubles with no clear explanation... maybe just. try refreshing your food safety knowledge. (also don't forget to wash your water bottle). like, chances are you've been doing everything right and there's some other reason. but there's a nonzero chance that something you assumed was common sense is actually incorrect and you've been repeatedly making yourself sick.

people think kitchen management is totally easy and intuitive (prolly something to do with it being degraded as "women's work" but i digress) but there's science to food safety. and the people who raised you may have failed to teach you properly, whether through negligence or through not knowing everything themselves. it can't hurt to double check your knowledge here, just in case.

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Kind of a hot take but i dont think we can solve the issue of marginalized people being treated like children without asking ourselves why we treat children like subhuman objects incapable of thinking and undeserving of autonomy

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in the club fully sober politely informing my friends that I don't like loud sounds and will be leaving early

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2007: old navy is having a sale on jeans so everyone should come on down to the old navy..

2016: #MyJeans keep me connected with the community while I do Activism. Identity

2025: these jeans were given to me by adolf hitlerrrr

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i think we shouod terraform earth to make it completely flat because itd be fun

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Room full of real estate agents and housing investors: (turn to look at me) oh! Sorry we were in the middle of a meeting, did you need something?

Me: (locking doors) (muttering unintelligibly)

Vapid housing market speculator: uhh sir? Or uhh ma'am? Uh..

Me: (murmuring tunelessly) in the mornin you go gunnin for the man who, stole your water (pulls out Darkmoon Greatsword)

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quick study/warmup with my comfort plush, he's a webkinz sherbet easter bunny :DD

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an oldish drawing of one of my webkinz signatures named dolly!! ⋆.˚⟡ ࣪ ˖

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webkinz tomato clownfish

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i took peli out to play in the snow! <3

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Jellybean and Shortcake!

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Harvesting my wheat

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My webkinz giant shoes