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I'M BACK HOES!!!

Did ya miss me??

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Hotties. The lot of em. Keep it up besties!

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*Auidio transcript*

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lurking in the snack aisle before open

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STRANGE NOT A RABIOPHOBE CONFIRMED!

I just saw on instagram that you vaxed your cats against rabies and i have to say that's fucking disgusting they cant consent to that theyre just smol bois !!! What if they grow to be rabiosexual huh ?????? Have you thought about that ????????????

we had a long family discussion about this and they told me they're just regular gay

also they are 2 and 3 so both adult cats and koshekh weighed a BODACIOUS 12 pounds today so NOT smol bois !!!!!

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I'm getting chickens.

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Posting horny sad shit on ig hoping she texts u "literally just come here"

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T O U C H G R A S S

and maybe I'll let you T O U C H M Y A S S

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It me, bestieeeeeee

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I had a dream about you. Two days ago now. Two days I filled with distractions and substances to keep the thoughts away. All I did was uncover more memories of our time together. I feel pathetic. I haven't seen you since high-school and I'm weeping over you. I'm probably only ever a passing thought of yours. I got wine drunk as lords last night and begged to not think of you when I woke up. No use.

I have cried for you more in the past 48 hours than I have for my ex of 5 years in the past 6 months. What is this? What am I feeling? I don't want to be in love. I'm not ready. I'm fucking scared.

I'm scared and I need to be held. But I only want you to hold me. And you're not here. We never even dated. But you're all I can think of when I hear any given stupid fucking love song.

I miss the fuck out of you. I need to tell you that. I want you back in my life, desperately. Having you back as a friend would be so much better than not having you at all. I'll push all this down to keep you around if I have to. The last thing I wanna do is overwhelm you. I just feel so hollow knowing you have no clue I even miss you.

I have to preach my feelings for you into a void just so I can work up the courage to text you. I won't be outwardly needy, but I know that I'll be begging

I have butterflys in my stomach but it feels like they're eating their way out.

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I'm getting this image of you tattooed on my ass.

Here is an image of me drinking a monster energy at 6:50am in an airbnb basement. Live laugh love.

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"You'd better have $10 for me to get a f*cking bagel afer what I did for you last night."

「Arlecchino」 by Torriet-トリエット- | Twitter

๑ Permission to reprint was given by the artist ✔.

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BRUH WHAT??

sometimes I'll see a post about some discourse and just think "who the actual fuck is getting into fights about that"