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Kevin “It'll be easier if he remains heterosexual” Day and his “perfect court” which consists of two gay couples that he has complicated interpersonal involvement with.
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kevin about neil: it will be easier if he remains heterosexual
andrew, being a professional pain-in-kevin's-ass: well, let's make it FUCKING DIFFICULT
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one of my favorite parts about neil figuring out his sexuality is when after his first kiss with andrew he looks closer at nicky and matt trying to understand if he's attracted to them too. and like. nope. totally no.
andrewsexual, ladies and gentlemen. absolutely andrewsexual.
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just imagine kevin day, biggest critic of the palmetto state foxes, going pro years later but still having an orange fox paw decal sticker on the back of his car. kevin day who wears his fifth year psu hoodie on airplanes and a psu exy tshirt to bed. kevin day who sometimes stops to stare at the pictures of the foxes he has pinned to his fridge.
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scars in fiction: I got this trying to save my lover from an assassin- but tragically, I was too late. now I carry the mark of my failure with me always, and I can never forget~
scars in real life: so I was trying to open macaroni sauce with a paring knife
#it’s almost gone now but i had some crazy ones on my hand from falling on some concrete stairs outside my high school once#i had two AP exams. my hand was scraped to shit and wouldn’t scab over. AND i got a migraine right before testing began.#it was a very rough day in the life of teenage me#i also have a cool one on the back of one finger#it wasn’t deep. i think i caught a staple?#but you can see where my skin texture doesn’t quite line up right anymore vertically
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When I think of the teeny tiny little concessions James McGraw made towards looking like a pirate it always makes me laugh its so deeply charming. Like alright I'll get the daintiest little moon tattoo and the tiniest little earring but that is it like this guy is really so used to being straightedge I adore him.
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The messiest duo of all time but I'm so obsessed with them and the fact that, besides the most obvious names, she is one of the very few he lets himself be a little more playful and relaxed with. And he is one of the very few she is loyal to, as much loyal as Eleanor can be lmao.
Ii makes me genuinely sad that I lose this duo in the later seasons, I love them so much.
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I know it's been said before, but I can't wait for Kevin's reaction when Jeremy changes his last name to Moreau. Imagine fumbling two bad bitches so hard they get married to each other, Kevin Day my pathetic little mew mew no one does it like you
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What I love about The Sunshine Court and Jean Moreau specifically is we go into it with these snippets of these characters and we think we know what this story is going to be. Another classic "the grumpy one is soft for the sunshine one" and while that's certainly not untrue, it's not entirely true. Because here's the thing. Jean Moreau is soft. Not just for Jeremy.
Jean doesn't know Cody, but he sees them looking uncomfortable and makes sure they're safe. He calls Josiah to make sure Zane is safe after Colleen's death.He worries about Lyle after hearing about his breakdown. Cat is the first person he asks about anything personal. He lets Tanner follow him around and teaches the freshman extra drills because they look at him like he is the sun. He loves his sister. He braids Laila's hair and kisses Cat's temple.
Jean is soft even though he was never allowed to be. But now he is.
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riko the fumbler this riko the fumbler that. Kevin Day set up the two people he had homoerotic relationships with (jean and andrew) with his celebrity crush (jeremy) and the guy who was celebrity crushing on him (neil). like Kevin Day fumbled andreil so hard the guy who dedicated years of his life to a stalker binder of him couldn't go five seconds without calling him a bitch and the guy who dedicated himself to protecting him nearky choked him to death in a bus. mf is the Real fumbler in this series i fear
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The thing is that andrew killing tilda was the equivalent of a cat killing a mouse and dropping it at your feet, only the twins were raised as different creatures speaking different languages so instead of seeing it as the act of love and devotion it was aaron reacts with anger and disgust and fear and andrew reacts pretty much like a cat that has brought you a mouse and got kicked for his troubles aka cold resentment and faux indifference yk?
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“Kevin fumbled Jean Moreau” is true and funny. But I raise u. “Kevin fumbled Jeremy Knox” is actually way funnier and way more canon. Imagine losing ur celeb crush to the guy who had a crush on u that u didn’t like back, and thought u outranked & were better than. Oh it’s too good
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Neil really looked riko dead in the eye and said “from one daddy issues freak to another, get your shit together, you’re bad for the brand” and i love him for that
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there is smth beautiful about Andrew not trusting Neil when he has this whole quiet boy persona act on, and the more Neil starts to be the instigator he was born to be Andrew falls for him
Andrew watched Neil slowly let the mask slip down and watched him act more and more like a fucking freak only to then essentially go “big fan of your dysfunction”
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Thinking again about the scene where the little asshole kid is throwing rocks at Miranda and the fascists of Charlestown throw refuse at her body and how London society and her father-in-law treated her and how the loves of her life ignored her warnings and how she couldn't catch a break for a single fucking second and her story was never her own and she never even made a serious mistake she was just screwed by the world and the narrative and I'm weeping and wailing all over again.
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aftg but neil is genuinely wholeheartedly under the impression that andrew and kevin are boyfriends. which is basically just the first book and half of the second but i mean we let him keep that energy the whole way through. andrew says he'd blow him and neil is like ??? pretty sure kevin would take issue with that??? and andrew, thinking neil is referencing their deal, is like ??? kevin doesn't care what i do when im away from him??? and neil is like ??? but you're always with him when im around??? and andrew is like ??? i would tell him to go away??? and neil is like ??? i don't think you should do that??? and andrew is like ??? u mean u want him to watch??? and neil is like ??? i didn't agree to this but if i was going to then yes, im not going to make you send kevin away??? and anyway this is how both andrew and neil operate under the assumption that the other is angling to enter a throuple with one another and kevin day and kevin has no clue about any of this
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