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Somebody’s sending a message, Shirley. …What message? What are you talking about?

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It’s the bras. And the girdles and the corsets, all designed to cut off the circulation to your brain, so you walk around on the verge of passing out, and you look at your husband, and he tells you things, and you just believe them. 

THE MARVELOUS MRS. MAISEL 

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THE MARVELOUS MRS. MAISEL 1.05 – Doink 

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raise your hand if you’ve ever been personally victimized by Joel Maisel’s dumbass bullshit

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@joel-maisel You make an excellent point in your post & your tags. All I meant was that, as an incredibly intelligent man, he would find Trump’s stupidity ridiculous, but I didn’t consider the whole picture. You’re totally right.

I find great comfort imagining the kick Abe Weissman would get out of literally everything Trump says.

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raise your hand if you’ve ever been personally victimized by Joel Maisel’s dumbass bullshit

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miriam maisel’s costumes per episode: 2x05 midnight at the concord

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“Congratulations.”

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I don’t mind being alone. I just do not want to be insignificant. 

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Fuck you, Sophie! Put that on your plate!

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I find great comfort imagining the kick Abe Weissman would get out of literally everything Trump says.

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the dialogue between midge & susie is pure gold.

Do you think I could do the bit about Eisenhower’s penis in D.C., or will the Secret Service not like it? I could say ‘sausage.’

Eh. They’ll know you mean penis.

Maybe I’ll say ‘penis’, but not ‘Eisenhower’s penis’. Maybe I’ll put Eisenhower’s penis in the Philadelphia set.

I think Eisenhower’s penis is a slam dunk wherever you put it.

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In Mrs. Maisel, they don’t say ‘I love you,’ they say, ‘tits up’ and I think that’s beautiful.

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I need a drink so stiff I could blow it