a little bit lost. a bard on all levels except physical.
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love love love when a particularly manipulative character is lying off their ass about something and then throws in one hauntingly genuine line
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you just hate the cis because of the things that they did
I hate the cis because it is led by the treacherous count dooku
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affirmations for writers: i know how to write. i have seen sentences before, and i know how to make one. i can identify up to several words and their meanings. i am not afraid of semicolons.
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"stress" by yoan capote - made of bronze and concrete
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jakey wrapped you wished jakey
died 20434 times exploded 534 times got run over 5422 times
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an empty mini of fireball is a species of animal found in the US and its invasive habitat is on the ground
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me and the boys have a couple of chains wrapped around the sword in the stone hooked up to mikes toyota tundra gonna pull that fucker out like a tooth.
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one of my favorite parts of Phineas and Ferb is how often Perry is sleeping in Candace's bed.
She's always like ew! the platypus!! while Perry is like chilling with my favorite Candace!! #myCandace :)

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this is the funniest scp and yet i've never seen anyone posting about it:





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everyone say happy pride month to rose marion tyler.
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