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since i have a billion muses, here’s a list  –  under the cut  –  of my main active blogs  ❪with some that i intend to bring back but haven’t yet❫. so basically you can always find me, yayy!

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“secretly we all love angst” Sentence Starters

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dont deny it DONT DENY IT 

“It never works for us, and it never will.”

“I’m done. I’m done trying so hard only for you to never even look in my direction.”

“I can’t fall in love with you.  I don’t want all the pain that comes with it.”

“My roommate had to go into my room and throw the sheets away because I haven’t been able to sleep in that bed since you left.”

“I keep asking myself “why isn’t the sun bright anymore” but then I remember you’re not in my life anymore and realize it’s just my own eyes.”

“I regret it all.  I really do, I swear.  Please, please– let’s fix this, please.”

“Remember when you promised we’d always be together?  Because I remember when I thought you meant it.”

“I can’t move on from something that wasn’t supposed to end!”

“The phone calls aren’t the same… I can hear in your voice that it’s not the same anymore.”

“I’m trying to avoid talking because I know what it’ll lead to, and I don’t want that to come.”

“Don’t you think you can fall back in love with me?”

“This whole time I’ve been using you to make me feel better, and you never caught on.  You never caught on.  I want you to hate me now, but I don’t think you’re even able to.”

“Kissing me breaks the promise… remember?”

“Every time we fix things something else ends up breaking.”

“Why don’t we stop pretending we’re not on a road to destruction?”

“It wasn’t even fun at first, honestly.  It was just like… Morphine.”

“You’re just not enough anymore.”

“It’s been too long since you’ve really smiled.”

“Ah, it was all my fault.  Wasn’t it?”

“To think, we thought just the sex would be enough to keep us in love.”

“Back then, I lied when I told you I didn’t love you.  You needed to move on from me– I needed to protect you from me.”

“You never had that shine in your eyes when you were with me.”

“Quit trying to fix me when you need to just fix yourself.”

“I’m so tired of everything about us, and about how we thought we were in love, and how we think forcing it can make us be in love– I’m so tired of it.”

“This whole time you’ve still been in love with him/her… Not me.”

“I couldn’t make you fall in love with me.  I thought I could do it, I really did, but… But I know you… And this isn’t love.”

“Did you really think I needed that kiss back then when all that you conveyed in it was pity?”

“To think I’ve changed so much to get you to like me, and you still never really look my way.”

“I know I deserve better than you.  I realize that, but you were so broken… I didn’t want to be the one that made you shatter.”

“All of this was to protect myself.”

“I feel like I’ve been looking for who you used to be… Back when you were actually happy.”

“I never want to even hear your name during my life anymore.”

“Your lips used to be sanctuary, but now I just feel trapped.”

“Isn’t it time we both stopped pretending we make each other happy?”

“The thing I regret the most is giving you so much hope by agreeing to this date.”

“We have the kind of history anyone would never want to think about again, and you’re hear asking me on a date?”

“What makes you think I’ll be any different this time?”

“I’ll let you down.  I will always let you down.  I’m not enough for you to be satisfied.”

“Are you satisfied with the mess you’ve created out of me?”

“I should have listened to everyone who told me this was a bad idea.”

“I’ve never met someone who can so gently destroy me the way you do.”

“I can’t forget about him/her!  It’s not in my power to forget how he/she felt when they loved me.”

“The saddest thing is that when I told him/her I loved him/her, he/she thought I was lying.  He/she never believed someone could fall in love with him/her.”

“Listen…  You’re his/her best friend… and I completely fucked up– it’s over between us, but… please, punch me, or punish me, or do something to me because he/she just… cried.  He/she wasn’t even angry, they were just so sad– Please, be angry at me, please.  Give me what I deserve.”

“It would have been better if we never met.”

“You’re my regret.”

“I’m not angry at you, just at myself… Because I knew this would happen, but I let myself fall in love with you anyways.”

“Don’t tell me to give up like everything is meaningless.”

“This is why I don’t let myself fall in love.”

“Somewhere deep inside me, I still have hope that you’ll fall in love.  How pathetic.”

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THE MEME FOR PEOPLE WHO HATE HAPPINESS.

Who doesn’t love soul-crushing angst? Send me a 💔 and I’ll generate a number, 1-75, and post a starter based on what scenario I get. 

Please note that some of these scenarios may be triggering.

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ooc. apparently, i lost my starter call (that i wanted to reblog but now i can’t). hence, here’s a new starter call! i’m sorry for those who liked the thing & i haven’t made the starter for yet.

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ooc. apparently, i lost my starter call (that i wanted to reblog but now i can’t). hence, here’s a new starter call! i’m sorry for those who liked the thing & i haven’t made the starter for yet.

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                                                Seattle’s premiere brain dealer.

     Blaine McDonough Debeers.  Canon Divergent from 2.16.  Written  by Heather.  

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ooc. apparently, i lost my starter call (that i wanted to reblog but now i can't). hence, here's a new starter call! i'm sorry for those who liked the thing & i haven't made the starter for yet.

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                                  sara’s list of izombie muses

@majorproof - major lilywhite @whatsinbrains - christine “chris” mcmahory (oc) @ncbrainer - dr. ravi chakrabarti

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@ireofembers liked the starter call!

                      ❛ There is a thin line between what’s right & what’s wrong...                                                 Stealing my cereal is WRONG. ❜

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@thebrokenmarionette liked the starter call!

                     It didn’t take great effort to pull off a little LIE  --  a lie,                      after all, that he was now used to tell.        Actually, it                                               became easy to say it.

                                                                        ❛ Zombies do not exist. That’s ridiculous! ❜

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@veryincrediblenightcrawler liked the starter call!

                                                              ❛ UGH. ❜

                     It was like a hammer was   banging against the walls                      of his head  --  from the inside, as if his brain wanted                      to take a walk out.       The moment he tried to get up,                      something stopped him;      more precisely the room                      that started to spin fast        enough for him to almost                      lose his senses again. Laying back down, he noticed                                 a blurred figure in the corner of his eye.

                                                 ❛ Wh-- where am I?  What happened? ❜

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@tragedywaiting liked the starter call!

                      ❛ Hey, Liv, just one zombie-related question.                                           ---- My boobs hurt. Is it because I’ve turned into a                                               brain-eating being or am I on my PERIOD? ❜

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                                  sara’s list of izombie muses

@majorproof - major lilywhite @whatsinbrains - christine “chris” mcmahory (oc) @ncbrainer - dr. ravi chakrabarti

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*clears throat & then whispers* guess who’s coming back?

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It was beautiful while it lasted.

six word story // kick1et (via just-six)

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˻ christmas rp prompts ˺

→ in times of merry door-to-door lullabies, snowball fights, and freezing cold temperatures. ⛄

STARTERS:

“MEERRRY CHRISTMASS!”

“Are you going to the Christmas Party one of the guys is hosting tonight? I heard it’s gonna be pretty awesome/awful.”

“You look ridiculous.”

“You sure you don’t mind coming all with me to the Christmas ball? I know you’d rather stay home and all.”

“Do you like my sweater? I just bought it today!”

“Hey, could you answer the door for me, please? I think there’s some kids outside the door.”

“🎵Do you wanna build a snowmaan?🎵”

“I’ve never actually experienced a snow day before, since I live in a pretty warm place, so this is amazing…”

“Oh, God, look at this ugly ass couples sweater here. Let’s buy it.”

“CRAP, I forgot to do my Christmas shopping!”

PROMPTS:

Send ✳ for our muses to be stuck inside a building while being snowed in. (Hard Mode: send it twice for our muses are stuck inside an old shack/abandoned building/etc.)

Send 🎼 for our muses to sing Christmas lullabies door-to-door.

Send 🐧 for my muse to suddenly bring home a penguin. (Send it twice to reverse it to your muse.)

Send 🎄 for our muses to set up a Christmas tree.

Send 🎁 for your muse to give mine a present. (Send it twice to reverse it to your muse.)