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cute characters

cute characters that turn into grotesque monsters

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Squidward literally lives in a deluxe 3 floor loft

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Only I Am Allowed To Do That 🔥

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I’m about to have a fun afternoon.

So my trainer’s bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He’s holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him. Which she refuses.

She trains; for free mind you; three college linebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and… wait for it…. a Navy seal. We’re gonna go get her shit for her.

This should make for an interesting story.

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Tag Yourself: Fanfiction Authors Edition

the newbie: has written like 1 super cliche fic, doesn't space paragraphs, everyone secretly hates them but doesn't want to be rude

the high schooler: only writes high school aus, is actually a middle schooler, writes 3 chapters then gives up and writes a new fic, wants to be more creative but nahhhh

the firecracker: CRACK FICS, just writes weird shit, usually only writes one shots but when they do go for chaptered it's super creative and well done, likes body swap a lot, always uses overdone memes

the fluffmaster: their stuff is short and sweet, always G rated, but they secretly have ten million kinks

the texter: can literally only write group chat fics, not creative enough for anything else

the infamous: wrote only one fic ever but it was super long and it's the most popular in the fandom

the smut addict: only writes smut, probably really kinky, seriously though you haven't even heard of half of these, this is messed up

the nonexistent: writes such average fics that you forget them, but they're actually really creative

the procrastinator: chapter 2??? what chapter 2???

the wattpad: writes self insert fics for one direction, uses wattpad, probably 9 years old, always adds vampires, generally hated

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Some late-night doodles I made as uniforms ng Philippine Wizarding School. Para sa house lang to ng Fire and Air lmao. I’m gonna try drawing the other two house uniforms.

@silahis

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THIC FAT BABY FRENCHIES MASTER POST [X/X]

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some dudebro: women are too emotional to be jedi

me: 

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When Ultraman isn’t fighting bad guys, he’s also got a softer side, willing to stand guard over some of the littlest, furriest ones on the planet and protect them as they grow up.

Photos by 紙魚丸 - via Love Meow

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I cant wait to tell my grand kids that a pokemon app brought the world together in a time of hatred and chaos  

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do you ever like… hear somebody make a joke about how sad they are and everyone else is laughing but you’re sitting there like: i gotta help this guy. holy shit are you okay bud. nice joke but for real i’m here when you need me we can talk about anything no judgement

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Watch: Terry Crews has some brilliant points about feminism — including an apt parallel to Civil Rights.

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Poet Taylor Steele captures the problem with appropriating Black slang.

In her poem “AAVE” (which stands for African-American Vernacular English) Taylor Steele explains why appropriation of Black slang is the worst.  African-American culture is being popularized on a daily basis and while Black people are judged and mistreated for using something they came up with ages ago, White people come off as cool and original when they use it.

Full video

#BlackLivesMatter

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if you see him in the street walking by himself, talking to himself have pity he is playing pokemon go and has spent three hours trying to catch something other than a fucking rattata

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If you’re a Non-Muslim and you see a Muslim praying in public, could you please not pass in front of them?

Go behind them, but not in front. 👍

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my bf has many interesting stories and observations from his new job as a 911 operator

my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency

they respond to “what is the emergency” with “well, the thing is, four weeks ago–”

and then he’s like “WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY RIGHT NOW”

and they’re like “so what happened this morning was, i said to my wife, i said–”

“WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT”

“oh i’m having a heart attack”

my second favorite is how specific he has to get sometimes

like, “what is your emergency?”

“i’m sitting in a pool of blood.”

“… is it… your blood?”

“yes i think so”

“do you know where it’s coming from?”

“probably the stab wound”

“have you been stabbed?”

“oh yah definitely”