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I love twitter

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elephant trunk snakes are absolutely ridiculous. That's a creature alright.

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My type is her. My favorite body type is whatever her body look like that day. My favorite scent, whatever she got on.

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bucky has a disability??

he doesn’t have an arm.

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The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot.

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hey americans there is a recall on testosterone gel because they found benzene in it! please check the lot numbers on your batches, benzene is really not something you want to be rubbing into your skin, also you might be eligible for compensation because this is just insane what the fuck

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question what the tv tells you, question what a pop star sells you, question mom and question dad, question good and question bad

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what fucking hell dimension are y’all blogging from

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Update! Luigi's Attorney Dickey confirms that his "outburst" where he tells the cameras that this is unjust, was because he was never read his miranda rights and was under the impression at that time that he was being denied the right to a fair trial, an attorney, or any legal representation.

He is angry and terrified in that footage because they have failed to follow basic procedure to inform him that he has any rights at all. This is a major red flag of police corruption. This is UNACCEPTABLE and further means any interrogation they did of him is unlawful, and inadmissible in court.

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"youd do numbers on tumblr" girl i am on tumblr and the numbers? 4

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great, my post is in some sort of dungeon

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"it was in 2020" oh so like a year or so ago. a couple years. im sorry 5? did you just say five? five years ago ?

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nighttime was invented so you could unlock special emotions that make you feel better and worse at the same time

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I love that thing when people get a little bit tongue-tied and garble what they’re trying to say so they make a little “blegh” 👅 noise and start over. verbal reset button. hitting the top of the tv to unscramble the signal

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maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth