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cute gender neutral things to call ur partner
the big bean
industrial sized jar of peanut butter
left boob
a literal bee
paper towel
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I'm back, I think. Idk if any of you remember me but hi 😂
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Me: Okay so I'm gonna say something about GISHWES. It's the GREATEST International Scavenger Hunt the World Has EVER Seen. And you know what you should join it cause you know why? You'll help make a difference and have a lot of fun and you might get to meet the god known as Misha and spend the rest of your life happy knowing you were so close in his presence. Even though you have to pay, all of your money goes to charity and come on what were you gonna do with it anyways? By food? Please, this is so much better!!!
Stupid person: Okay well I don't wanna spend money because I have mouths to feed and things to do that are better than this. And how do you know it goes to charity? Besides, Misha isn't that hot anyways
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Me: Okay so I'm gonna say something about GISHWES. It's the GREATEST International Scavenger Hunt the World Has EVER Seen. And you know what you should join it cause you know why? You'll help make a difference and have a lot of fun and you might get to meet the god known as Misha and spend the rest of your life happy knowing you were so close in his presence. Even though you have to pay, all of your money goes to charity and come on what were you gonna do with it anyways? By food? Please, this is so much better!!!
Stupid person: Okay well I don't wanna spend money because I have mouths to feed and things to do that are better than this. And how do you know it goes to charity? Besides, Misha isn't that hot anyways
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Me: Okay so I'm gonna say something about GISHWES. It's the GREATEST International Scavenger Hunt the World Has EVER Seen. And you know what you should join it cause you know why? You'll help make a difference and have a lot of fun and you might get to meet the god known as Misha and spend the rest of your life happy knowing you were so close in his presence. Even though you have to pay, all of your money goes to charity and come on what were you gonna do with it anyways? By food? Please, this is so much better!!!
Stupid person: Okay well I don't wanna spend money because I have mouths to feed and things to do that are better than this. And how do you know it goes to charity? Besides, Misha isn't that hot anyways
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Charlie Bradbury in every episode: 9.04 Slumber Party
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NJCon 2015 - “We know, we love you. Own it.”
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put two celebrities in my ask and i’ll say which i think is hotter.
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Sentiment isolé. Est-ce que je peux avoir un ami?
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Tumblr’s a barren wasteland, the only ones left are the hardcore, the desperate, the weak, the strong, and we’re all going to hell together are you ready?
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