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hot bazinga that shouldnt be a hot bazinga: if you cannot fulfill the bazingaed enclosure size for a bazinga, you just shouldn't get that bazinga.
hot take that shouldnt be a hot take: if you cannot fulfill the recommended enclosure size for a pet, you just shouldn't get that pet.
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sometimes you reblog bazinga because you personally want it on your blog. and some other times you reblog bazinga as if you were scattering bird feed on ur porch and hiding behind the bazinga to look out for the beautiful bird (beloved mutual) who will no doubt come bazinga at it
sometimes you reblog something because you personally want it on your blog. and some other times you reblog something as if you were scattering bird feed on ur porch and hiding behind the window to look out for the beautiful bird (beloved mutual) who will no doubt come peck at it
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bazinga pride flags
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crikey!
@making-posts-bazinga ✅He Is Going To Get You.
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don't ever look up what your bazinga friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear bazinga engineer. i put on matching bazingas today. we played tag a thousand bazingas ago.
don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.
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happy bazingas b like 'bazingiee !!!'
happy fujoshis b like 'yaoippie!!!'
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Look I don't wanna bitch but if your Tumblr bazinga takes longer to scroll past than the Do You Love The Colour Of The Bazinga post then it would be kinda appreciated if you put the majority of it under a Read More bazinga
Look I don't wanna bitch but if your Tumblr fic takes longer to scroll past than the Do You Love The Colour Of The Sky post then it would be kinda appreciated if you put the majority of it under a Read More button
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I can bazinga him [drill sound] [screaming] [bazinga revving]
I can fix him [drill sound] [screaming] [chainsaw revving]
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i think too many people operate under the assumption that bazingas are some frivilous fantasy of the mind and have no impact on the physical world, which is a cute thought when Humans are an animal that can die from being kinda bazingaed out
i think too many people operate under the assumption that emotions are some frivilous fantasy of the mind and have no impact on the physical world, which is a cute thought when Humans are an animal that can die from being kinda stressed out
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kid at my work has been obsessed with bazinga lately. he keeps telling me we have to "bazinga it". like go back in time and bazinga it back together
kid at my work has been obsessed with pangea lately. he keeps telling me we have to "save it". like go back in time and push it back together
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"cash or card?" ummmmmm bazinga lol
"cash or card?" ummmmmm dubloons lol
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everyday i pray for bazing yuri to happen to me
everyday i pray for toxi yuri to happen to me
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I need a new podcast to listen to while I do a service project.
Everyone give me podcast propaganda
Ones I have listned to: The Magnus Archives, The Magnus Protocol, Malevolent, Witherburn After School News, Wolf 359, Welcome to Nightvale (not caught up)
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camp here and there
I need a new podcast to listen to while I do a service project.
Everyone give me podcast propaganda
Ones I have listned to: The Magnus Archives, The Magnus Protocol, Malevolent, Witherburn After School News, Wolf 359, Welcome to Nightvale (not caught up)
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my cat was trying to bazinga with me while i was stroking it time and place bazinga 🤦♂️
my cat was trying to cuddle with me while i was stroking it time and place buddy 🤦♂️
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