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i knew this show was a train wreck when i got here but man

i had a point but i got distracted mid post so im leaving it here until i remember what i was gonna say

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hey did anyone else notice that literally as SOON as sasappis and joan had sex, joan just kinda vanished. what’s up with that misogynistic bullshit

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i need to update my pinned post lmao

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the main ghosts as caregivers

just some headcanons about all the ghosts being cg’s!!! ^_^ been a minute since i posted about ghosts haha

Alberta

she tries to sing you to sleep if you ask, but she can get carried away with it lol, her voice is just too powerful for lullabies

dress up can go one of two ways: if you’re a human who sees ghosts, alberta picks out outfits for you to change into. if you’re also a ghost, the two of you pick out outfits for sam to wear. like a living barbie haha

she loves coming up with pet names for you!! the one she uses most often is honeybunch <3

Flower

loves to play games with you!! hide and seek is risky tho, cos if she’s hiding she’ll often forget why she’s hiding and wander off, and if she’s seeking she’ll often forget what she’s looking for and you’ll be hiding forever

if you’re also a ghost, she loves cuddles!! but only for a little bit, after a while she gets overwhelmed by the touch. but once she forgets about being overwhelmed, she’s down for cuddles again!!

if you’re a human who sees ghosts, she loves watching you color!! you know she wants to color too, so you let her pick out which crayons you use for the pictures in the coloring book !!

Hetty

the doting mother, always making sure you stay safe (even if you’re a ghost and can’t really get hurt). some call her overprotective, but she calls it “maternal instincts”

she’s always insisting that sam give you gifts on her behalf. hetty says “sam can you order y/n a lead rattle? this is very important” and sam says “i don’t think they sell those anymore. even if they did, no”

she can be a little stern, telling you to fix your posture and not talk with your mouth full and things of that nature, but it’s because she cares <3

Isaac

will tell you everything he knows about the american revolution, government, and/or dinosaurs if you ask. sometimes he forgets that you’re regressed and gets a little carried away with it, but you just like the sound of his voice <3

loves to read you bedtime stories, but he needs help from sam with flipping the pages. if she’s not available, he’ll recite the magna carta to you

is a regressor as well, and if you’re both regressed, your mutual caregiver is hetty

Pete

will do basically anything just to make you laugh and smile. he’s got a whole bunch of jokes just waiting to be told

loves to pretend camp with you in the living room, telling ghost scary stories and pretending to roast marshmallows (“anything is possible with the power of imagination!”)

if you’re a human who can see ghosts, he gushes over all your arts and crafts!! he always points out his favorite part, saying whatever you made belongs in an art museum

Sasappis

bedtime story extraordinaire!! somehow his stories are perfectly tailored to get you to sleep in minutes, no matter how invested you may be in the plot

he may have a tendency to be all cool and confident, but with you he’s a tad more vulnerable. he’s got a real soft spot for you

if you’re a human who can see ghosts, you and sas hang out in your dreams to make up for not being able to leave the property. you can do anything in a dream!!!

Thorfinn

if you’re also a ghost, he loves to pick you up and spin you around. depending on your height, he may even give you piggyback rides!! also he gives the best hugs ever

he will sing you his classic lullaby, and it’s surprisingly effective, even with the mildly gory lyrics

he’ll play basically any game with you so long as it’s possible (ghost & ghost and also ghost & human dynamics create their own unique limitations). even if it’s not technically possible he’ll do anything to make it happen cos he’d go to the ends of the earth for you

Trevor

he very much goes dad mode, similar to the episode where he thought he had a daughter (the one before the episode in which. it was confirmed he had a daughter lmao)

loves watching the cutting edge with you, but only puts it on if you wanna watch it. he’s not gonna force it on you

if you’re having a rough time, he will do anything he can to comfort you. he’ll fight someone if necessary, just say the word, give him a name, they’ll be sorry

hope yall like this!!! it was surprisingly hard coming up with unique headcanons for everyone lmao

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im just curious what The People think lmao

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had a dream that i was hanging out with sasappis and now i uh. have a major crush on him 😭

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thomas is a trans woman i don’t make the rules

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i am slowly but surely getting into ghosts uk. it’s hard as an autistic person to watch the same show in a different font but i’m getting there. kitty and thomas are my favs rn they’re so silly 🥰

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omg thorfinn and flower are meant to be. flower is afraid of bears and thors wolf-urine pelt wards off bears

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if the ghosts saw this blog i think their heads would explode ksdjkdkf

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“not because i wanna read it” ok liar

i wonder,,, is there any fanfic of pete possessing sam to either platonically hang out or fall deeply in love with jay,,,,, not because i wanna read it i just wanna know if it exists

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i can’t believe we got an answer to this omg

i wonder what happened to pinkus

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ive seen criticisms of isaac’s character as like. “oh the flamboyant man is the gay one?” but honestly i like the idea of a military man trained for battle being passionate about theatre and not being all rough around the edges. he is smooth. like a pebble 💜

there was even a line in that one episode where he was like “i know you all see me as this tough military type” which i think was meant to call attention to the fact that his personality subverts expectations !!

like i could understand why one would read it as “this gay character is effeminate and dramatic and is therefore a stereotype” but i choose to look at it more optimistically!!! i adore isaac sm hes just a lil guy ^_^

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had a dream that jay was planning to propose to sam. even though they’re already married. but anyway

he was basically kristoff in frozen 2 trying to get it right but then the ghosts accidentally told sam about it (it just slipped out) and they were both upset at the ghosts for ruining the proposal

but then the plot kinda. moved on from that? the only thing after that that i remember is me and isaac hanging out skdjfkfk

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@missielynne @ghastlypals @fallowtail

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sam and jay are t4t i don’t care what anyone else thinks

and the best part is they could be trans in any direction. trans man jay x trans woman sam? love it. trans woman jay x trans man sam? perfect. nonbinary jay x nonbinary sam? amazing, also they have the perfect names for that. genderfluid jay x agender sam, demigirl jay x bigender sam, catgender jay x stargender sam, etc etc literally the possibilities are endless and so fun to explore

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im sorry but ghosts usa is a mess rn 😭 i know we’re only two episodes into season four and season three was cut short as a result of the strikes but damn. the first two seasons are the only good ones so far