How i see Wei wuxian leading the band of disciples through out the book:
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I ain’t afraid of no goats.
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"disability only exists because the world isnt accessible" idk how to tell you this but chronic pain still hurts
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omfg i forgot that i never showed tumblr my greatest achievement. my pride and joy, my pi-ass de résistance
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when a mutuals struggling but you know you can't say anything to help so you just like their post and hope they know they're not alone
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The point of fiction is actually to put that guy in a situation™️, and he might try to tell you the point is to then get him out of the situation, WRONG, second situation
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”your babygirl has killed people” why do you think he’s babygirl :/
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It doesn't matter if that fic has been in your drafts for years and is now self-indulgent to the point of parody. If Steven Moffatt is allowed to do it professionally, you are allowed to do it for fun.
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but if the phrase "self care" doesn't resonate with you, try calling it "system maintenance" and see if that clicks.
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Tom Holland photographed by Michael Muller for Man About Town Magazine
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#dedicated to the gram
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Being friends with Xie Lian would be so weird because this man peppers in bits of his insane life ruining trauma randomly mid sentence. You'd like accidentally step on his toes and he'd go "ah don't worry about it, that foot's been cut off and eaten before anyways" smile, and then never elaborate.
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Honestly i love how hua cheng can literally solo all the heavenly officials in both battle and wits and they know it, like this is a fact for all heavenly officials to know
Like its not just a rumor or whatever, he can and did kick their holy asses into oblivion canonically
I imagine whoever ascends as a new deity gets a tiny So You've Become a God booklet that contains several rules on etiquette but also a big font, bold letter, red text on "Do Not Piss Off Crimson Rain Sought Flower, You Will Die Even If You're Immortal!!!!!"
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I know people mean well when they say it but hearing the phrase “you know your body best” as someone with chronic illness is so funny, like man no I don’t I ain’t got no clue what that fucker’s planning and I’m scared to find out
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turtle school
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