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fucks me up every time when i decide to clean up my friends list of social media and i feel good for five seconds before i realize i have like 30 facebook friends and i am right back in high school, in a popularity contest i never signed up for, and i am still somehow losing

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snoopy of the day

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Okay so apparently my experiences are not universal

Pls reblog I wanna know if remembering your first fanfic is common or not

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ten years of fighting and when shit hits the fan tumblr instantly has reddit's back. the greatest enemies to lovers story ever told.

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Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

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Tossing Another Log Onto The Fire voted greatest activity uncontested 50,000 yrs

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I will never get over how weird it feels to have tragic and emotional chapters of your life where you just also still go to work, and the grocery store, and see funny videos online all while feeling such paralyzing fear and heartache

life just goes on no matter what

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sound off everyone what’s the worst texture. just in anything. for me it’s ground beef not even a question

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I think about this frequently.

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I had to mentally send myself a reaction image the other day. I ran up the stairs on all fours, said to myself “i’m such a locationpilled scampercel” and then perfectly envisioned this image

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There’s one guy in Columbus Ohio that has a completely unique strain of Covid that we only know about because of how much he is shitting and it is baffling researchers.

His identity is a mystery but they know where commutes to because his shits turn up there too.

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Reblog to get a more representative sample of our community!

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i’m evolved i think pda is actually a good and fine thing even when straight people do it but especially when gay people do. it’s nice to see love in public don’t be a hater grab a loved one and smooch them in line for your pretzel bites or something

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seen a person’s blog that had “porn bot” under the do not follow if criteria………king they can’t read💔

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phrases that express love, to a partner, friend, or family member, even better than “i love you”:

“can i be a bitch for a second”

“if i had to see this so do you”