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This shit right here. I need to talk about this.

Tweek doesn’t question why they’re there until they’re midway into the park and Craig has cotton candy. 

Did Tweek walk to the amusement park, walk into the park, wait for Craig to get his food and THEN realize “Hey wait… why the fuck are we here?”???

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*whispers* don't glorify and romanticize drug abuse :) :)

*whispers* hey I was literally born addicted to heroin so I’d never glorify drug abuse :) :) 

I just wanted to read some fics about it?? Just some that show the struggles of drug abuse and Creek coping with it. 

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hey so....can someone hook me up with some fics where Tweek is a drug addict and Craig helps him?

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The South Park Fandom Summed Up, Based on What I've Seen So Far

• I would die for my ship • Kyman vs Style ship war is more important than both world wars combined • Matt and Trey gifs • saying the new South Park seasons suck, but proceeding to watch them anyway • anger over the Fractured But Whole • TWEEK X CRAIG • Kyle being labeled “kosher daddy” • Stan is an alcoholic who is very gay • they’re all very gay • Craig is a rebellious, bad boy even though he’s canonically a science-fiction-red-racer-guinea-pig enthusiast • edits • insane amounts of Yaoi • Kyle in Chains • Kyle and the goldfish in Kyle in Chains • memes • @southparksaywhat ’s videos • “South Park is my antidepressant” • having a crush on stan • the confession blogs • secret double lives as musical fans because of the book of mormon • complaining Matt only owns like four shirts • thesouthparkers on Instagram and going bonkers every time they post • Drinking games for interviews • Fireside Chats • Bakin’ Bacon with Macon ft. Pig Cannibalism • Cannibal! the Musical • “Kenny is a genderfluid pansexual and is gay for Butters” • Wendy Testaburger = trash • the Creek game that was supposed to be a thing • changing the wiki pages • RIC122

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Damien’s original voice is so damn cute omfg I think about it all the time. 

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One time I was around 8 or 9 and I woke up to watch South Park (bc my parents wouldn’t let me watch damn them). It was like 1am or something and I’m 80% certain it was The Up Down Steroid. So I’m watching it on quiet and put a blanket by my door so the light from the TV wouldn’t show through. Anyways, it’s commercial and I look to my window and I see a bright ass light from behind my fence (there’s like a small wooded area behind it) and I realize it’s a fucking fire. It’s inching closer to my fence and the power lines and poles and all that shit. So I hurry up and run to my mom and dad’s room and tell them, “hey there’s a fire behind the fence”. They call 911 and pretty soon the firemen come and put the fire out. Turns out, someone abandoned an old drug car there and lit it on fire. Soooo that’s the story on how sneaking and watching South Park may have saved our lives. 

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I love the idea of Wendy and Craig being cousins. It somehow makes sense?? Plus I love POC Wendy!

Right?? I imagine Tweek is cousins with Bebe so I don't know why but I imagine little friend dates with Bebe and Wendy and Creek.

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tweek is a human heat blanket and craig gets cold easily so...cuddling is the best option

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Stupid Idea-

Craig and Those Guys goofing around and taking a break from sports because its too cold so they decide to play around and trying to lip sync Lady Marmalade and them arguing about the roles

Token: why do I have to be Lil Kim?? Is it because I’m black? What if I want to be Christina?

Craig: Token, everyone knows Christina is the star of the song. That’s why I have to be Christina. Because I’m the star. 

Clyde: Fuck no, Pink is the star of the song?!

Tweek: I think Mya is pretty good too... 

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I love seeing Jimmy being drawn and I love reading fanfics including Jimmy as more than an one note one line character 

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 Consistent artstyle? what is this? But aanyway,as promised, here are those guys! and also, craig <3

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The boys  👌

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kyle would be an amazing nurse 

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yeah you wanna bet tweek tweak has a fucking adorable nose 

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reblog if u think its shitty to bite someones ankles

trying to prove a point to my cat

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2018 is off to a good start 

I'm going to hell but sometime could you draw Tweek getting skull fucked, ass fucked and his dick sucked at the same time by the underpants gnomes

I’m probably not gonna do that because rereading this ask keeps giving me vertigo but friend that doesnt mean you should stop coming up with amazingly bizarre pitches like this because WOW