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it didn’t even fit ¼ of the “heterosexual” scenes of these two…

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more buttman because... i can

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cartmans poofball is all smooshed :(

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this might be the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever said on this blog but I would die for them

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literally OBSESSED with this outfit …. the bowtie…. the suspenders… the little clover 😭

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:p

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I’ve seen it noticed that many who are monitoring the toxicity of ships out there like Cartters love to share Dip fanart, funny because Dip is literally the abusive couple where Damien uses Pip to get what he wants, the same label they insist try to put on Cartters, where they ignore that Cartman and Butters in canon have already overcome almost all of the toxic phase issues they’ve had in the past, while Dip in canon has only had an abusive relationship, where their only interaction ends with Damian humiliating, burning alive, and sending Pip to hell (literally) just for him to get into a birthday party, yet everyone loves Dip, sharing cute fanarts and fanfics, and the same people go around cursing and being morality inspectors on ships like Cartters, showing that the fandom takes fanfics more seriously than the official show.

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forgot to post this here

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Cartters confirmed by adidas or something

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these two have an investment opportunity that’s gonna change your life

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something a little more detailed than my usual;;

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butters definitely calls cartman “poor little meow meow” sometimes ironically sometimes not

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Do you have any cartters headcanons?

Yes, my favorite headcanon cartters is that Eric invented the nickname "butters" for Leopold as a child, and Butters liked it so much that he started using it as his own name, reaching the point where his own parents call him that.

but I don't really think much about cartters' headcanons, I spend so much time admiring their canon ratio that I don't even think about it, but I'll think about some here now <3

- Butters redid with Eric all the things he did with the Awesome-O, including sleeping together with a hug, like an apology from Eric, for Butters to help you with your plans again

- Butters' father currently stops beating and punishing Butters out of fear of Eric's threats (based on extra scenes from one of the specials that Eric threatens Stephen for grounding Butters)

- Eric talks about the photo pranks to justify why he always asks Butters to sleep with him, but that's just an excuse to disguise that he really likes Butters' company, and wants Butters around so he doesn't feel lonely at night, to not "cry at night for not having a father", but sometimes Eric wakes up in the middle of the night with bouts of anxiety and Butters spends hours calming him down, kissing him goodnight at the end

- Cartman, after a stressful day, finds himself in Butters' room, where he lays his head in Butters' lap and, while Butters strokes Cartman's hair, Eric talks about his day making various complaints and Butters gives Eric advice. Butters later complains aggressively about his day too, about times when he pretended to be nice to not start a fight but kept all the anger inside, Eric listens very intently while still lying on Butters' lap and receives caresses that linger stronger and stronger, each time Butters gets angrier telling about his day

- Butters uses Eric's hot tummy to keep warm on very cold nights XD

- As Butters has his Incel side, he gets very horny when he sees Cartman dressed as a girl, admiring her big breasts, when the two are together he begs Eric to dress up as a girl, so he can squeeze her curves and breasts, and Eric do it in exchange for favors

- The two spend many festive seasons together like Christmas and New Years, their families get together to celebrate special times because they are neighbors, they have a very close family relationship, Butters' parents love Eric's relationship with their son, where Eric and butters end up giving each other Christmas presents every year, Eric out of shyness always gives Butters something bad as gift so their parents won't say anything, but later then he gives the real gift when it's just the two of them alone.

- Cartman really wants Butters to be someone too amazing to be proud of, so whenever he can he teaches him something new, even if it's illegal.

- (this is probably the canon due to the scenes shown in the Reverse Cowgirl ep) The two go out together to eat and have fun alone (it's really cute to imagine them inviting each other :3)

- Eric thinks Butters' haircut is really cool, and it was the first compliment Cartman said to Butters, because of that Butters hasn't changed his hairstyle to this day and doesn't even wear a hat, because Eric will notice and still think he is cool .

I think it's good, I hope you liked it despite my writing <3

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Wonder if he was out partying last night?

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The Snowman (a  south park fanfic)

Stomping up the driveway  Eric was rather stunned to see a snowman standing in  front blocking his path.    

Frowning he gave it a small  poke backing away when a loud SNEEZE came from the frozen statue.  What the fuck?     More sneezes erupted from the tall snowman until  some of it exploded ,  pieces of snow and ice getting all over the fat boys face much to his shock.

Grumbling  Eric wiped off the residue annoyed and still.. puzzled as fuck .

A living snowman? And a top hat?   Oh wait a minute! “ Jesus Christ.     I HAVE A FUCKING MAGIC SNOWMAN! I have to go to tell Kahl! He’ll be so jealous!”

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