man-on-mars

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I HAVE A JOB INTERVIEW TO WORK AT A PLANETARIUM TOMORROW!!! CAN U WISH ME LUCK MY BELOVED ASTRONAUT MARK? 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

GOOD LUCK!!!!!!! thats such a cool job actually. You're so much less likely to die on mars . I wish that were me

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For some reason imagining you playing powerwash simulator is making me giggle

IM BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN

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MARK THE PEOPLE WANNA KNOW- WHO WOULD YOU ROMANCE IN STARDEW VALLEY??????

Shane 😔

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Turns out we have games on the Hermes terminal. What should I play? I've got a long ass time until we get back to earth so I gotta waste time doing something.

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hi used-to-be-on-mars man!! hows it going now?

the creachures say meow

It's going good!! I've been up and walking around the Hermes for a little while now and my ribs only hurt sometimes. Everyone's had a million hugs and a million thank yous from me.

Also, I've had the chance to listen to music that isn't disco. Thank fuck.

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did you make this blog personally or does nasa give you guys official approved blogs?

This blog is homegrown organic. NASA got mad at me for making a Tumblr blog before establishing permanent direct communication with them

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Happy Pride, Mark, we’re so happy you made it 😭🥹

Thank you <3 I love you gay people in my hermes computer terminal

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Recovery update! I'm up and walking again. I took a proper shower today and it was utterly transcendent. Anyway happy pride from space

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I know he doesn’t typically do tumblr posts but I find the idea of Matt rose reading out all of your posts in chronological order frankly delightful

OH MY GOD you're SO RIGHT i would pay untold amounts of money for this to happen

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pmseymour video where he does a dramatic reading of my posts in chronological order but there's literally no explanation for what's going on or why this tumblr user nobody follows is on the surface of mars. every comment is "look! a pair of boobs ( . Y . )"

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One day i want some tumblr post youtuber to read one of my posts without knowing any of the context surrounding it. i think that would be funny

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Hey did Lewis tell you about the almost survival cannibalism incident

THE WHAT

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when you go back to Earth do you think youll ever eat fries again

Fries...... Will fix me. In my memory, fries are perfect angels. I can't wait to eat fries again. And salt.

I will, however, never eat regular ass boiled potatoes.

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SO HAPPY FOR YOU BRO!!!!

THANK YOU

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"Drunk driving on Mars seems like it would be really fun" --my boyfriend @strollingsquid

DO NOT drunk drive on mars. There are CHASMS and CLIFFS

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Happy “Six crew safely aboard.” Day to all who celebrate

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Recovery update: it no longer hurts to breathe