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absolutely fascinating when someone likes a post you reblogged in 2017 and nothing else like king how did you even find that
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🐟🐟🌕🐟🐟🐟🐟 // swallowtail shiners // gouache on hot press paper
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The Beach Boys be like “I know a spot” and take you to Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama, Key Largo, Montego, baby wh
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the legally blonde mentality isnt just for law students. u can bring that attitude with you into every field of work. be the whimsical force of positive change. wear that neon outfit. snaps for us all.
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the Dupattas and Pashminas I wore this week along with the literature of that day. <3
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i'm not actually mad i just like the comedic delivery of righteous but pointless anger
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Knightposting this princessposting that WHO IS TILLING THE FIELDS
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Being really into Frankenstein while at the same time being Chinese is so funny because every time Lord Byron gets brought up, the way his name is pronounced always makes me think of the word 白人 (bái rén), which translates into “white guy”. Lord White Guy.
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the audacity of the official dc account to even post this 😭
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calling a stranger online bestie is the modern equivalent of going up to a stranger in an old tavern and calling them “my friend”
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*spelling words out so my knight doesn’t get too excited* I’ve been thinking of sending him on a Q-U-E-S-T to save a M-A-I-D-E-N from a D-R-A-G-O-N. He’s been a very good boy lately.
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Cop pulled me over on my war horse today.. impaled his ass on my lance and dragged his body 10 miles
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I love 'hero living long enough to become the villain', but oughhhh, 'villain living long enough to become the hero' is life altering. Also not just ending in some goddamn sacrifice. They've gotta legit LIVE with those actions. And holy fuck, if they end up caring for someone they previously traumatized and now have to bear being the thing that haunts their nightmares for years? OH, THE ANGST, TAKE ME NOW!!!
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murderbot keeps saying "I'm so fucking scary and dangerous and everyone flinches when they see me coming I will never be accepted by general society" and then random humans see it and know it's a secunit and that it's been lying about why it's there and are like "great, mind if I show more concern for your welfare than you do and entrust you with helping my injured and incapacitated friend?" comrade, you are actively trying to avoid making attachments and people keep befriending you anyway, I think you might be very likable. I know this because I like you.
#I KNOW THIS BECAUSE I LIKE YOU#yeah exactly#murderbot i hate to break it to you but you're a good person who people enjoy lol#get loved#murderbot
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new username bcs I enjoy how (my name) + (-core) is a mythology pun <3
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I have this funny thing where I just can’t seem to stop Signing Up For Things. And I’ll ride that high until I Need To Finish Them.
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