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bust your kneecaps is such a keiko song, again, w/ the exception that the lyrics would end up being ‘i’ll bust your kneecaps’ bc she 1. doesn’t have a family & 2. doesn’t need ppl doing what she enjoys in her stead- OSHFDGNJFDKKD
#000. ❛ eat your heart out. ❜ — ( out. )#i looove her ive had her & nima#on the brain aaaauuuuugh#but no yeah like i think keiko would torture anyone#who tried to 'defend' her or attack someone in her stead#which ik Technically#it goes against the song but also? my blog my rules#OFBHDNJVMKFNK#MY KEIKO MY RULES-
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god i hope this doesnt turn up big but goddd this is such a keiko song
#playlist / tba.#A PURE VIOLATION OF GOD'S GREAT CREATION#SWEETEST BITCH YOU'VE EVER KNOWN / I'M A NASTY LITTLE SWINE#ok so it showed up big but i do naught care
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It's sinday so naturally? gotta throw smth keiko based here. Shes kind of perfect for hatefuck relationships like, anyone who cant Die and can sustain her interests for long periods of time is basically all u need bc sex & wrath go hand in hand for her so :^)
#headcanon / tba.#nsfw /#bathroom bitch is a good song for her#but yeah uhhh she feeds on negativity and enjoys getting a rise out of people#especially anyone who she has any semblance of long term interest in#which is exceedingly rare
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can’t wait for the day keiko meets her equal / match and it’s partner in crime time. like it’s funny bc i can think of one oc i have that, unfortunately, never met the light of day BUT he could almost be considered keiko’s match
the sad thing is keiko would despise him like. she’d think he was super fuckign annoying & conceited (she isn’t wrong) & she’d want to rip off his head but he’d just be sitting there like Lololololol
#000. ❛ eat your heart out. ❜ — ( out. )#I FOUND my old icons for him#very sad he never took off bc he was so like. funny 2 me in a meta way#he just be out here like: i will puppeteer ur lives and make u question the idea of fate and its integrity#and also u will kill for me without even knowing lol#miss this nasty bitch#he and keiko? evil actually. the sum of all things deadly#bu t keiko would despise him and he'd just find it amusing and feed off it :( sorry queen#anyways OVDGBHNJBHFJ KEIKO MEETING SOMEONE SHE CAN MATCH UP WITH AND THEM#DOING THINGS TOGETHER? FUCKED UP THINGS? LOVE IT YES
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MONSTER | KIRA feat. Gumi Megpoid
#playlist / tba.#I SEE HOW UR GOING CRAZY#THINKING ABT ME ON THE DAILY#FEED ME UR NEGATIVITY#TALK SOME MORE ABT ME I KNOW U LOVE ME (LOVE ME)#CAUSE I HEARD UR AFRAID OF MONSTERS (ARE U READY FOR THE MONSTER? MONSTER!)#goes ape this song is keiko actually
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—— @grimgrinnr devoured: ⚰️ Honestly I'm mostly curious to see what she and Al could do with this sorta thing
IF THEY KILLED.
MORE LIKELY TO KILL ?
is there really much of a surprise when i say BOTH ! keiko has no restraint and alastor’s himself—
ONLY THREATENS, WOULDN’T GO THAT FAR ?
mm honestly neither would do that, because I can guarantee you that when Keiko makes a threat, it’s very likely she already planned on following up way in advance. her threats are never empty, and even when they’re abrupt / unplanned she follows through anyways. alastor probably matches this question just a BIT though, because i imagine he’s probably the type to give out thinly veiled threats as warnings and then when further prompted (or, on a whim) he’d act out.
tldr; keiko’s fucking unhinged and alastor maybe kinda sorta fits this?
WHO FREAKS & WHO IS CALM / COLLECTED ?
neither of them freak, they’re both level headed and horrifyingly calm for what they dabble in, there’s no panic in either. the ONLY time keiko would ever freak was if she was exposed to something that might spring forth traumatizing memories. there’s a chance that she might freak if her eldritch form was exposed, but it’d be heavily masked and not at all related to the murder, just her own disconnection.
PROVIDES UTENSILS TO DISPOSE OF BODY ?
iiiii would think alastor, honestly. keiko doesn’t really use materials to dispose of bodies, she typically leaves them as is (whether that’s hotel rooms, alleyways, apartments, etc.) and takes her exit. if we’re basing this on pre-hazbin, then yeah maybe alastor tbh!
COMES UP WITH HIDING PLACE ?
mm, again. alastor! keiko doesn’t bother with hiding places unless it’s INCREDIBLY incriminating, which she makes every effort in advance for it not to be. it almost sounds laissez - faire, but for her it’s much easier and she’s never had the need to commit a crime with anyone besides herself, so yeah. while she’d make some suggestions, i feel like alastor would be more knowledgable in that regard.
KEEPS WATCH FOR WITNESSES ?
UHHH this is kind of a tricky question, because logically NEITHER of them would wanna stand guard while the other has their fun lmao. keiko for sure wouldn’t want to unless she was getting something further out of it, so yeah chances are it’d be entirely dependent on that situation itself. keiko’s persuasiveness vs alastor’s rigid goals FIGHT.
HIDES BODY & MURDER WEAPON ?
MMMM alastor probably, because keiko doesn’t use murder weapons often! and again, this is entirely verse dependent, but yeah i figure alastor would be more likely. if keiko does use one, she’ll take it with her to later dispose (or keep it on her for future fun) because she doesn’t really ‘hide’ weapons. and she has no need for them anyways? the girl’s strong as fuck and can tear through ribcages and muscle like butter, and even then she has parts of an eldritch form she utilizes more often than not so.
KNOWS THE RIGHT PEOPLE TO DEAL WITH THIS ?
alastor definitely LMAO. keiko is an outcast, she’s isolated and distant, she doesn’t HAVE contacts or associates. alastor, at the very least, knows niffty and husk, potentially others too! keiko has, and will always, fly solo. she doesn’t need help with what she does, and if offered she’d sooner tear off their head than accept the offer tbh. she’s just very yknow, “independent”.
ISN’T DOING THIS FOR THE FIRST TIME ?
boooottthhhhhh, they both have equal experience in the crimes they’ve committed which makes this combo really fuckign deadly but OH WELL GOOD LUCK!
WILL CAVE IN / CALL THE POLICE ?
neither hello??? though, to be fair, keiko would throw him under the bus if it meant ensuring her own safety, survival, and maaybe just a little bit for funsies. it’s not a distinct guarantee that she WOULD but there’s no saying she wouldn’t. and if she did throw him under the bus it definitely wouldn’t be to the police.
tldr; neither but keiko MIGHT if it was in the interest of herself (and to be a vindictive bitch)
PUT BLAME ON SELF TO SAVE THE OTHER ?
neither! they aren’t self - sacrificing, at least to my knowledge anyways and keiko DEFINITELY isn’t self - sacrificing.
IS THE BETTER LIAR ?
both! i imagine their dynamic is very much just mindgames, mindgames, mindgames. what can one get from the other! neither of them would tell the truth and i imagine a lot of their association would be highly unstable? leaning volatile, sans the anger, simply because they’re both very unpredictable! anything could happen yknow, both of them would be shrouded in mystery bc i don’t imagine either would ever give up willing information, and there’d be a lot of deception involved lmao.
#cant think of my tags rn#BUT SUPER FUN TO WRITE OUT ACTUALLY#VERY FUN AAAND LONG LMAO a lot of this was theorizing from keiko's pov#BUT AND HOWEVER!!!! THIS WAS GREAT#alastors pulling all the leg work in the covering up crime department
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she would chew this pretty boy up and spit him out
#IM GONNA DO IT ANYWAYS BC ITS INSANELY FUNNY AND#I LOVE JI-WOON#BUT KNOW HE'D PROBABLY CAVE BEFORE SHE EVER DID#and also she'd maul him to save herself lol shes not gettin dragged down-#ODIHBFHVNJKJFNVJFDKM
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also, this is a headcanon i haven’t actually talked about yet but it’s one that sits in the back of my mind a lot, and it’s that! there’ s no way of telling if ‘keiko’ is her actual name, her real name, because she lies. she’s a frequent liar, an excellent one at that, and she hides her identity. keiko is just a name she goes by, associates with, and she’s had many alias’ along the years so chances are she probably won’t tell you that name anyways! is it her real name? or a name she found along the way? there’s no way of actually telling and she’s never going to actively SAY if it’s her real name, genuine name, or not.
an alias she usually goes by is Ms. K / K (by itself). again, she changes her aliases as needed, and what she’ll tell one person, she’ll tell another something completely different (including fabricated last names)! but yeah lmao, don’t trust keiko.
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If they had a kid killed someone meme
Send ⚰️ + a ship and I’ll tell you who I think:
is more likely to kill someone
only threatens to kill someone but won’t actually go that far
freaks out and who stays perfectly calm and collected
provides the utensils to help get rid of the body
comes up with the hiding place for the body
watches out that nobody witnesses them getting rid of the body
hides the body and murder weapon
knows the right people to deal with this
isn’t doing this for the first time
will cave in and eventually call the police
puts the blame on themself to save the other
is the better liar
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death parade’s chiyuki gives me hardcore keiko vibes visually !
i’m not sure whether i’ll apply her for keiko’s current fc, but could definitely see her being keiko’s fc for the timeline where she’s normal, grows out her hair & doesn’t fly off the literal deep end LMAO
#000. ❛ eat your heart out. ❜ — ( out. )#THIS IMAGE IS SO BIG#BUT ANYWAYS YEAH II MIGHT USE HER AS EITHER A CURRENT KEIKO FC#OR A FC FOR KEIKO IN THE TIMELINE WHERE SHE WAS NORMAL ACTUALLY#heavily traumatized but u know not murdering at least#self defense is a different case naturally#in this timeline she probably wouldnt have#ever remembered what trauma she'd suffered#she'd know somethings wrong w/ her and have some inkling as to 'hey my bodies not normal what the fuck is this'#or may know about being 'connected to a monster' w/o knowing the full extent of her trauma#and coming to try and live with it and nurture it with herself#(the self hate is still there though lmao it's very tumultous)#but she won't be going on some killing rampage#bc the way i see keiko is#she has two paths: 1 path she's relatively normal. no murder. no cannibalistic inclinations. no revenge. buried trauma#the other? volatile and malevolent with an intent to kill. humanity? there's barely any left. she's cannibalistic. she will kill. she has#> little to no remorse and she remembers her trauma. this path there is no redemption for her#she doesnt want to change and probably won't ever change#SO VERY DISTINCT DIFFERENCES IN WHO SHE IS AND WHAT SHE DOES AFTER THE FACT
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AGGRESSION // SEXUAL TENSION .
acts that could be aggressive // or a little bit sexy // or both. send a symbol from your muse to mine. feel free to combine actions or add specifics even when it doesn’t ask for it ! can send non - sexually as well.
THREATENING
🔪 // put a knife to my muse’s throat .
🖐️ // put a hand around my muse’s throat .
👕 // slide a weapon up under my muse’s shirt ( can specify ) .
👔 // grab my muse by the collar & pull them closer .
🔒 // lock my muse in a room alone with your muse .
🗩 // verbally threaten my muse ( please specify ) .
PINNING
🔙 // push my muse against a wall .
📌 // pin my muse’s wrists above their head .
🔵 // grab my muse hard enough to leave a bruise .
🔑 // handcuff my muse .
➰ // tie my muse to a chair .
⭕ // restrain my muse with an item of clothing ( please specify ) .
🚨 // push my muse to the ground & straddle them .
📢 // tell my muse ‘ stop squirming ! ’ .
🔗 // otherwise restrain my muse ( please specify ) .
LIGHTER
👀 // grab my muse’s jaw & direct their gaze towards yours .
⚡ // tug my muse’s hair .
⚠️ // bite my muse ( can specify where ) .
😏 // give my muse a hickey .
✂️ // run fingernails over my muse’s skin & scratch them .
💦 // cover my muse’s mouth .
DARKER
💋 // give my muse a kiss that draws blood .
🗡️ // cut my muse with a knife ( can specify where ) .
💀 // kidnap my muse .
😶 // put a hand over my muse’s nose & mouth .
💥 // tighten something around my muse’s throat that restricts their blood - flow / oxygen supply ( please specify ) .
#inbox / tba.#I CANT RMB if i reblogged this before or not?#but shooore#i will foreworn tho for some of these that keiko is very#volatile so idk 50/50 chance she'll either be like 'go hard' or 'ur dead now actually'#BUT WE ENCOURAGE CONFRONTATION IN THESE STREETS SO SEND!!!! character development n stuff
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so i missed sinday but know that ‘bathroom bitch’ by holychild is 100% a keiko song, minus the shit abt love- maybe i’ll make some hcs later on, we’ll see!
#000. ❛ eat your heart out. ❜ — ( out. )#god this song is so horny nd keiko#i love it so much#'i dont care abt forever i just want it tonight'#'baby im an animal but u can have a taste' god#hthis song is super nsfw if u#decide to listen to it but it's a bop and it's keiko certified
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ok so i figure ill throw it out there bc i keep thinking about it but. please don’t hesitate to call keiko out on her shit! she’s VERY very forward, she will flirt with ur muse outright and make sexual or violent advances if she’s interested in u (which doesnt take a lot), so don’t worry about telling her to back off or getting aggressive with her if that’s what your muse is like!
she’s just super bold, but also know that this isn’t me trying to force ship either!!! i won’t ever ship anything / push a ship without talking to the mun beforehand. and keiko isn’t really........good with ships anyhow, like she’ll never be seeking anything more than a sexual advance just for amusement or bc she’s hungry. so pls don’t worry at all about yelling @ her i encourage it!
#000. ❛ eat your heart out. ❜ — ( out. )#i do think about this a lot when#thinking abt keiko or wanting to post about her#or send asks etc#so yah dont hesitate!!! and know that im not trying 2 push a ship OIHDBVHNJDFNJ#a lot of her advances will probably never go anywhere shippy unless there's#meaningful development or ive talked to u about it (so finn is an exception 2 the ship thing naturally)
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grimgrinnr:
He’s been in a few situations before during his long life, but he’s never quite been in a situation like this. The way that she looked at him was different, new. He couldn’t yet tell if he liked being looked at that way or not. After all, there’s a clear difference between enjoying unique and new things, and walking into something you just don’t understand.
Standing tall and straight, Alastor’s eyes look the other over before they both lock gazes, an eyebrow arching as he does.
“ We all wait for a lot of things. What I’m waiting for now is simple… A reason to stop waiting. Machines are wonders, I will admit that, but that doesn’t mean I’ll trust them after everything I’ve seen. I’ll wait for proper chemistry, thank you. ”
self - control tugs strongly at the chains of her eyes, the urge to roll them was overwhelming and yet she would simply turn her gaze to the side ( first to break eye contact ), an overt sign of submissiveness, a subtle bell for those that knew that her game was to be played. she leans herself back, back away from the space she was encroaching on, and assertiveness cools itself to a dim ember, the fire all but blown out to replace itself with the cold of the night ( meek, meek, she’s falling back into herself, oh what pretty prey / what a filthy liar ). heels shift and she’s pressing the tip of her shoe into the ground, scuffing the concrete and dropping her hands from her chin to curl against her chest in a gentle fist.
uttering a soft sigh, she takes a moment ( planned, as it always was, almost as if her ‘bold courage’ had diminished ) before turning her gaze back on him, lighter, softer, sweeter.
❝ oh no, that was too forward of me — i’m sorry, i just assumed since... the machine — that, well, maybe... you’d have more time to spare for a... fan ? but... you’re right, ah, call me K. ❞
#001. ❛ torn skin / red teeth. ❜ — ( verse 01. )#IT'S TOTALLY OK PLS#keiko is very very forward so don't worry abt alastor being 'hey now' or calling her out for it OBFHVNJDFV#BUT YEAH its so tricky 2 write her sometimes bu t shes straight up like: god ur such a prude#internally OIXDHVASGBHXASBA#keiko vc: damn. looks like i gotta go cute again ugh
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god how do i add depth when im writing character movements bc i swear all keiko does is smile and laugh
#000. ❛ eat your heart out. ❜ — ( out. )#NOT IN THE WAY charlie does tho#she just is like >:} and does evil anime laughter thts so sarcastic its painful#BUT YEAH I WANT HER TO DO MORE THAN JUST SMILE AND LAUGH OSDBCHFSNDJSDNJ i hate writing
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The face, the whole body, the way you moved in it, just a guise. You put it on, you put it off again. What was hidden underneath belonged to you, just you, as long as you kept it hidden.
Get in Trouble, ‘I can See Right Through You’ by Kelly Link (via decreation)
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