mandatory-egg
mandatory-egg
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Arbit | 16 | he/him | bi | bipolar and ADHD | anti-endogenics dni | I'm an alter in a DID system and I post absolutely the stupidest shit I can find. (icon credit: ultrainfinitepit) [main blog @zumester]
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mandatory-egg · 2 years ago
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mandatory-egg · 2 years ago
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Going around pissing off rival wizards and collecting curses upon my bloodline in order to have the most fucked up baby ever
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mandatory-egg · 3 years ago
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things my therapist has told me that have cracked me open like an egg, pt 2:
“anxiety is like a faulty alarm. it thinks it has sensed smoke and a fire when there is really just dust or deodorant. when you are feeling panic take a deep breath and tell your nervous system: thank you for the warning, but there’s no danger here. i am going to press your reset button now.”
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mandatory-egg · 3 years ago
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mandatory-egg · 3 years ago
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a ryan bergara biography
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mandatory-egg · 3 years ago
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my body is a vessel for the bit
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mandatory-egg · 3 years ago
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the moon is insane. like. there’s just a rock up there.
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mandatory-egg · 3 years ago
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YES he is a MASSIVE BITCH but hes also BISEXUAL and a PUNCHING BAG and ALMOST DIES AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK. AND hes my little meow meow.
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mandatory-egg · 3 years ago
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"grow up" no. i cast wizard beam
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mandatory-egg · 3 years ago
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mandatory-egg · 3 years ago
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mandatory-egg · 3 years ago
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a jpeg is like an animal
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mandatory-egg · 3 years ago
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Beethoven — Fur Chiken
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mandatory-egg · 3 years ago
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mandatory-egg · 3 years ago
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mandatory-egg · 3 years ago
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yeah im a dilf (disgusting insane little freak)
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mandatory-egg · 3 years ago
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What if I got weirder
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