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Is Muppet Joker Andrew Hussie? My Conspiracy Board

The comparison between Hussie's writing and Muppet Joker's posts have been pointed out many times on here, they have similar interests, a similar writing voice, the trajectory of Muppet Joker's posts has even grown to encompass multiple characters and mediums. I thought this was just a silly coincidence until I saw this

a dashcon 2 image of the Croaker himself in his special hat, and you could quickly pull up a picture of Hussie and compare them to this photo, they are not the same person, but who could this person be?

Those could possibly be the beautiful hazel eyes of none other than longtime Hussie collaborator Tobias Fox. But if I had just this to offer you it wouldn't be journalism it would be a conspiracy theory.

this is Hussie's old profile picture from formspring during ye olde Homestuck times featuring Hussie's self insert sprite with a KERMIT COLLAR

Has Hussie mentioned Kermit before? Well I didn't reread all of Homestuck for this but I did find this goodreads quote

WHO ELSE WOULD WRITE ABOUT KERMIT COCK THIS WAY? NONE OTHER THAN THE CROAKER

Who does the Croaker kin? Vriska Serket, Hussie's favorite character from the comic that they enjoy so much they had their self insert PROPOSE TO VRISKA

WHO ELSE IS INTO HORSES THIS WAY? WHO ELSE LOVES VRISKA THIS MUCH?

(different formspring profile pic pictured here)

Who else is a weird green character with a twisted side who loves puppets, clowns, horses, and misogyny? None other than Caliborn

An anon ask even mentioned this

WHO ELSE POSTS LIKE THIS? I FEEL BOTH INSANE AND LIKE A BUNCH OF MUPPET COCK IS CRASHING DOWN ON ME

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in sam raimi spider-man 2002 he fights macho man randy savage bc he needs $3000 for a cool car & makes his own costume for that, & like, that spiderman suit is fancy as hell, not the pajama one the one from later in the movie

if he had gone into fursuit production he could've made that $3000 with 2 or 3 fursuits and uncle ben would still be alive, makes u think

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the opps r informing me that I am in fact gay but that they're accepting of me and weren't opps at all, they love me, and they're also gay

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I'm researching the discourse and none of you will be ready for my upcoming spicy hot takes , and believe me, it'll be marxist

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i am going to sex mr tom wambagans of succession

i am going to sex mr gregg turkington of succession

i am going to sex mr roman roy of succession

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Day 8: Ritualistic Sacrifice

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#goreart #art #sketchdump

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twin fantasy 2? idk

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honestly at this point vriska is fine, I don't care anymore

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i regret deleting my fire emblem circumcision slashfic from ~2015, nobody else has filled the niche since. it was chrom/frederick.

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been hearing a lot about siracha and I'm wondering when there gonna make a ma'amacha and a nonbinary person I respectacha

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Winslow Leach: gay and ace or straight and horny?

Now, I know what you're thinking: Winslow Leach is OBVIOUSLY gay, but to you I pose the question, is he ace too? or in fact not ace and straight. This is what we'll be getting to the *bottom* of. Evidence that he is gay (and asexual): He is willing to crossdress with the possibility of seducing swan but is not actually there to have sex with him because he "would never let [his] personal desires influence [his] aesthetic judgment". he cares about his music above all else, even getting a shot at swanussy. (or phoenixock for that matter)

He takes mercy on beef out of queer solidarity despite beef working for the man who attempted to cask of amontillado him and stealing his life's work, but he doesn't try to have sex with him

he is obviously upset at the devil taking his man away from him after watching the tape about their deal but also never attempts to sleep with swan explicitly

he blows up the juicy fruits singing upholstery because the song is obviously depicting a straight relationship

he is upset at his teeth being replaced not because it would reduce his ability to give head but just because it sucks to have metal teeth

Now evidence that he is straight and horny: he has a cuckolding fetish that swan also enjoys during this scene

he kills beef for being too fruity with his performance of life at last

he might be into phoenix because he likes hearing her sing and says the aesthetic judgements thing? in conclusion, winslow leach might actually be bi and demisexual

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Sticking out your tag for the reblog, You're so aesthetic, You're so fandom trash, I just wanna be your follower Freaking come here, Give me your reblog notes

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Kim Kitsuragi Feet Analysis

It's time we stopped fucking around and focused on what really matters: how big are Kim Kitsuragi's feet? It's never stated in-game but I believe we can get an accurate guess of his gripper geometry without too much grief. How tall is Kim Kitsuragi? Well there are no direct references to his height in-game or otherwise, but we do get a sense of Harry's height when trying to climb the feld ladder:

FELD LADDER – In addition, the first rung is going to be *tough* to reach. It's, what, three metres above ground, and you're -- 180...?

YOU – One-eighty seems about right. 180cm converted to inches is 5'10, so we can say Harry is about that. In official art Kim is shown to be a good bit shorter than Harry, shown here

So if we go full matpat, we can count the pixel difference in their heights. Kim is slouching but Harry appears to be as well so I'm not gonna worry about that.

Guessing where their feet are and cropping the image I can say Harry is 260 pixels tall in this image, we know he's 70 inches tall but those don't divide neatly and I'm bad at math so instead im just gonna cut them in half.

130 pixels, the way god intended. This represents 35 inches I'm pretty sure and I don't want to keep cutting it in half because I don't like doing math. If we crop down to Kim's head it become 100 pixels and I don't know what to derive from that but here's that for evidence.

so if Harry is 30 pixels taller and 260 pixels is 70 inches then I need to go back to school bc I have a headache :( 260/30 is 8.6 so uh through the diffident property i can say that i'm going to try to divide 70 by 8.6 and i dont think it's the right kind of math to do. i get 0.28 and now i kinda want to give up writing this post. i dunno maybe i should divide 260 by 70? that gives me 3.7 and im feeling kinda bad because i didnt eat breakfast. so if 1 inch is 3.7 pixels or something? then 230/3.7 is 62 which i think means kim is 5'2? i dont know i dont really care anymore we're going with that.

now if we look at this concept art i get kinda overwhelmed because i dont want to do math again.

im gonna say he's like 8 shoes tall and not worry any further. 62/8 is 7.75 which seems too small i dunno nothing really matters to me anymore.