maplehue

[maplehue]

"wow, you read a lot! you must be so smart"

"haha yeah..." i say, going back to my smutty lesbian novel

[maplehue]

tell me why i'm studying for my math final and i find countless errors in mock final answer key BRO I HATE IT HERE

[maplehue]

it's that time of the semester when it's finals week and the fake library studiers come out of the woodwork and suddenly all my favorite spots are taken 😒

[maplehue]

everytime a man say he wants to "continue his bloodline" and that's why he wants kids IT PMO SOOO BAD. YOUR NAME IS FUCKING CRAIG YOUR LAST NAME IS SMITH NOBODY WILL REMEMBER YOU, YOU HAVE 2 FRIENDS.

[maplehue]

don't kys!!!! go sit outside!!

[maplehue]

being outside makes me so happy it's actually insane this is what we were meant to do fr

[maplehue]

trying to decide if me growing out my hair long is giving trad sister wife "i drink raw milk" vibes and "i love and obey my husband, he is my master"

[maplehue]

but in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death, taxes, and your eyeliner fcking smudging.

[maplehue]

don't kys!! read outside in the sun

[maplehue]

my coworker j told me that my other opening coworkers hate how i close cs i "don't put the bain up right" AND LIKE THAT WAS IT?? u put the bain up by putting all the food that's up front in the walk in. how the fuck do u do that wrong bro OH MY GOD.

[maplehue]

i saw a sisyphus necklace on insta (which i've deleted💔) and i want it SO BAD

[maplehue]

“Umm… Schroeder doesn’t like Lucy back. 🤓🤓🤓🤓 he thinks she’s annoying. ☝️☝️🤓🤓”

STFU STFU 🤬 🤬🤬🤬🤬STFU STFU STFU 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 I WILL HIT YOU WITH A HAMMER 🔨 🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🤬🤬🤬🤬🔨🔨🔨🔨

*insert that one scene from It’s the Small Things, Charlie Brown where Schroeder goes from “fuck that dandelion. I will not hesitate to step on that ugly, disgusting fucker” to “of course, my queen. I will serenade the beautiful flower atop the pitcher’s bound” the moment Lucy said he could play Beethoven for the flower.*

[maplehue]

i've been tugged into schrucy, they're adorbs i love them

credits to hayseeds on ao3

[maplehue]

started reading the odyssey does anyone know the spice level 🔥