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texas is funny. this one time a guy(in his truck) yelled at me(outside)(in summer) for wearing a cowboy hat(to provide shade)(while working)(in the sun) while i was working in the garden (in summer)(in texas)(on a sunny day)

sorry i’m a #FakeCowboy for wearing a cowboy hat(in the summer)(in the sun)(while working)(in a garden) instead of wearing my cowboy hat(meant for working)(in the sun) while driving a truck(air-conditioned) like a #RealCowboy who does Manly Work (with his truck)(spotless)(unblemished)(with AC)

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Deradicalization isn't just for people who got into MAGA BS.

It's for your leftist buddy who got in with a leftist group that promotes eugenics.

It's for your feminist friend who was lured into radical feminism with "divine feminine" rhetoric.

It's for you when you fall into something that you thought you were too smart for, because it never crossed your mind that fascism could be repackaged in a way that would appeal to you.

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hermitcrafters video styles are so funny

theres bdubs whos making a nature documentary about himself (or like one of those youtube channels that recreates history to be educational)

joel whose videos are like hyper stimulating kids shows with a video of someone playing subway surfers on the side all with custom music played by someone using their feet to hold mallets and play the marimba

and ethos videos are like the video logs of a forgetful scientist on an alien planet who keeps losing the camera or batteries or whatever but desperately needs to be documenting his progress

and i love them all

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15 years of aeiou

july 17 2010

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Great and now there's this. Theres truly no room for an ounce of complacency this is a direct attack on queer creatives.

Here's a link to the whole thread for more context

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yiou can only reblog this post on july 17th dont reblog it on any other day or you will be boiled

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There was a young man from Peru

Whose limericks stopped at line two

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If Toby Fox had never made that one fateful videogame we would all be living life sans undertale

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Started reading jfk as jfc and ended up with Jesus Fucking Kennedy. And then was like. What.

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Anyone remember basketball? — what happened to that ? Where did it go?

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I love soulmates but also this-