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i just can't convey the frustration and sorrow that it's been to grow up at first without the internet and then watching it bloom into this useful, fun, connecting force you sometimes spent time on, only for it to degrade into this constant oppressive waste of time and energy where people are constantly pumping out algorithmically designed content for max algorithmic appeal and even the most simple search generates either no results or an infinite abyss of ai generated slop none of which is usable or correct. we briefly had a library of alexandria and then fed it into a paper shredder so advertisers could sell a random mash of pulp back to us at a premium.

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ok google how do i propose deeper friendship and intimacy to my mutuals without feeling like a pervert predator

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I love articles like this.

The real wisdom of Solomon, however, came from user’s complaints that Skag Gully, one of the game’s earliest areas, had too many eponymous Skags. Players reported that they were running into too many clusters of enemies while moving through the Gully, offering feedback like, “this isn’t fun, this is boring.” Gearbox, as a result, tripled the number of Skags in the area. “All of a sudden, it wasn’t a travel area that had too many enemies getting in the way,” Armstrong said. “It was a combat area.”

The absolute madness to respond to feedback by just doing the opposite, and yet it works!! There's lessons to be learned here.

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my sexual fantasy is to have someone notice my absence and wonder about me

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having sex with your friends is so very normal please stop poisoning the youths minds with shame surrounding hooking up with your friends. especially if you’re gay

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this hits especially hard to people (like myself) whose entire social life is deeply rooted online and the shifts in how "the online" works (thanks corporations!) breaks that social life

ok note to self i gotta leave the house regularly so that i dont feel like im slowly transforming into an evil fucking shadow clone of myself

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From 6/8/2018. I took it down back then because I was sick of arguing about it, but I’m putting it back up now for pride month. Hope you’re having a lovely one 💜

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DONT use glasses, youll become dependent on them to see!!!! #WARONDRUGS #OVERPRESCRIPTION #CORRECTIVELENSADDICTION

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being poly falls into this funny category with being fat and a handful of other experiences where it's so antithetical to what Normal Upstanding People build their whole dignity and sense of self on that you being okay with and happy about it just slaughters their ability to insult you and all they can do is parrot neutral-to-positive facts at you and get enraged when you aren't hurt by them. "you let your partner fuck other people!!" yeah it's neat and sometimes i watch "your partner fucks other people in your bed!" yeah they usually help her change the sheets and then i get no effort clean sheet sleep "your wrists crease when you move your hands because your arms are fat!" yeah i know it's cute "your back is big!" yeah i know it's cute. this shit ain't nothin to me man

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Did you know that your language organ is an erogenous zone?

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chatty catty and negative nancy just entered a polycule with petty betty

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#makeaterriblecomicday2025

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extremely cool article you should read if you haven’t already

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we're all trying to fight entropy, dumbass. what really matters is how funny you do it

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i love having the hubris to go 'sure i'll try that, how hard can it be' about every creative skill under the sun. jack of all trades master of shit fuck but who says you have to be a master??? maybe i want to sew a mediocre plushie and code a janky mod and write a bland song. im having fun. im in my lane. im learning and im thriving.

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When will you commit suicide? Kind regards, Patrick Tomlinson.

Hi Patrick, thanks for your question!

Thankfully, I haven't had suicidal thoughts for nearly a decade now. I'm married and starting a wonderful new life with lots to look forward to. Sorry to disappoint!

Yours truly,

maple

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