25 years of age. Obsessed with corgis, and owls. Also infatuated with wombats, hippos, sloths, manatees and porcupines.
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*gets penalty* “that’s bullshit” *watches replay* “.. yeah okay”
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Talking about your brother’s death to gain attention and sympathy is pathetic and tactless. Am I going to be reminded of this for the next two months?
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This is my favorite scene of Bob’s Burgers ever.
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Breaking news: actor Tom Hardy was adopted by another dog.
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Armie Hammer is the cutest guy ever. Just look at him, he’s too adorable.
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The thought of going home and possibly seeing you makes me so nauseous.
I’m not going to reach out to you, but if you reached out to me, I can’t promise I wouldn’t respond. Also, I’m dumb for even thinking of that in the first place, because I know we won’t talk.
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today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said “thanks” and half of me tried to say “you’re welcome” and the other half tried to say “no problem” and i ended up saying “your problem”
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Chris + Chris
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