marceline-thevampirequeer
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Part time working at (and eating) a bakery. Future activist, full time nonconformist. They/them/theirs. "Imagination is the only weapon against the war on reality."
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Microscopic photograph of the inside of a Vagina. How beautiful.
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THIS TUMBLR POST IS FOR MEN ONLY. FEMALES ARE NOT ALLOWED TO USE THESE PRODUCTS OR EAT MAN SOUP.
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The way we perceive time and history is so weird I get so tripped out when I think about how Cleopatra lived closer tot he iPhone being invented than she did to the Great Pyramids being built. Or how Stonehenge would have already been ruins when Jesus walked the earth or how Oxford University is older than the Aztec Empire or how Anne Frank and MLK were born in the same year like man this it’s all so crazy
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me: *procrastinates necessary things*
me: *procrastinates enjoyable things*
me @ me: why are you like this
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oh no i feel The Straight™ coming on, better have some

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whatever *drinks red wine* *lies in the middle of road*
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