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I haven’t platonicposted in a while

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Love how erika didn't vote a single time and no one got suspicious because that's just who they are

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Hack for if you're struggling with ADHD paralysis and you can't get started on a task:

Step 1: Add some silly rule to the task to make it more interesting and whimsical.

Step 2: Pretend Sam Reich just told you to do it.

Here are a few examples that have worked for me recently.

(Bonus points if you can hear the setup in your head. "Alright, players, for your next challenge" 🎶ding🎶)

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tdp text posts or smth pt 2 or whatvr

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The Dragon Prince goes "everyone you love with your whole heart has deeply hurt someone else, everyone who has deeply hurt you has people who fiercely love them" and refuses to ever budge momentarily from it.

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what a beautiful man but☝️he could be beautifuller... guards! cover that man in blood

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Genuinely don't know what it's called but there's a particular way of violating reality that doesn't work. For example, I am willing to accept an omegaverse university AU of nearly any fandom you care to name (except, for some reason, Sherlock, because I have an inexplicable hatred for unilock). However, a lot of Star Wars university AUs specifically fail on this aspect: they make Anakin an engineering PhD student and Obi-Wan something like literature or classics, and then they make Anakin his TA or GA.

You can't do that. Absolutely not. Anakin is unqualified for that and a university would not do it in any case. A university would literally hire a junior or senior undergraduate workstudy student to do as much of that work as possible first. They would do NOTHING other than do that and make the prof do all his own grading.

Is there a name for "I will accept [wild fantasy premise] but not [ordinary wrong thing]?" Please tell me there's a name for this. Probably someone who studies lit will know? I'm a systems person I don't know from lit theory just like Anakin

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love that host!vic is going to therapy two times a week and they’re still like this. who is their therapist

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10/10 episode no notes, everyone say thank you to Greg and Charlotte Excitement

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vip makeup artists normally: let’s do zombies, aliens, cyborgs, facial prosthetics, frosted tips

vip makeup artists when it’s izzy’s episode: so what if your character was a beautiful woman

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Brennan really is like the dad who knows that everyone will have more fun if he pretends to be deeply enraged by every little prank and we're the kids who cheer and chuckle when he goes off on one of his indignant yet eloquent monologues ^^

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pov: zac coming in for a hug

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i have seen screenshots but i have not seen anyone actually post the entirety of lisa's sam diss track and its so fucking funny

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I'm just going to start a little collection of these to add to as Season 7 goes on. I'm sure there will be at least one every episode.

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Normal work emergencies: “They need me to come in and fix a system that broke down.”

Dropout work emergencies: “They need me to come in and throw pasta at comedians.”

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That’s it that’s the show