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Deare Readers, I haven't the faintest Whomst any of these Lovelie Strangers are, however I would recognize my Best and Smartest Apprentice Aniewhere! I Beseech Thee, Cast thine strengths and Pledge Allegiance with Mine Own Apprentice, Septimus Heap!
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Deare Readers, I haven't the faintest Whomst any of these Lovelie Strangers are, however I would recognize my Best and Smartest Apprentice Aniewhere!
I Beseech Thee, Cast thine strengths and Pledge Allegiance with Mine Own Apprentice, Septimus Heap!
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Alther Mella? Oh, what a dashing young lad. His Apparell could also use some Star Embroiderie but it looks quite strapping. I've heard from Septimus that Young Alther had the displeasure of teaching that beloathed Marcia Overstrand. What a Brave soul! Unfortunately I cannot visite him nor Vice Versa, however, we can always Correspond via Messenger Rat. :)


Yusuke Urameshi propaganda
Alther Mella propaganda
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Oh my.
Oh dear.
When did so many Visitors arrive at my Great Chamber of Alchemie and Physik?
Good Heavens, look at the Tyme! Have some Tea and Crumpets while you wait!
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Marcia Overstrand, the Beloathed ExtraOrdinary Wizard at the Toppe of Her Wizard Towar. She weares far too muche PURPLE For MY tastes. Her clothes are Lacking in Star Embroiderie and her Apprentice should be MY APPRENTICE! I saw him firste so he should learn Alchemie! Manie Curses upon her Name, that foul Marcia Overstrand!
WHY SHOULD MARCIA OVERSTRAND WIN?
HERE'S WHAT PEOPLE HAVE TO SAY!
(POSSIBLE SPOILERS BELOW)
MOD OPINION
holy fuck shes iconic. she talks to her APPLIANCES?? ermm instant guaranteed entry into the poll right there
SUBMISSIONS
I will spare you and not post her entire introduction, but it goes "Marcia gets up and immediately terrorizes a magic mirror. She is wearing purple. Like, so much purple. Even her shoes are purple and the shoemaker has to keep a snake just for her even though he's terrified of snakes. This might be intentional. Anyway Marcia looks GREAT in purple but today she also wants to look a little scary. She's not sure if she can do scary. Literally everyone else agrees that she's a natural in scary and should please not try harder. Now she is terrorizing the magical coffee pot. Oh no. Now she is shouting at a child. ...wait now she is adopting the child what is happening"
she’s the extraordinary wizard and so wears purple clothes which does include her shoes, which are the thing that literally everybody who read the books remembers about her— madam marcia, wearer of the pointy purple python skin boots. she also has been known to terrorise household objects ie. her mirror and the stairs. i care for her deeply
SHE'S SO GOOD her meanness is one of her defining characteristics she wakes up every morning and bullies her mirror and then she goes to the kitchen and bullies her coffee pot and stove and then she leaves her apartment to go bully her subordinates. Everyone fucking hates her bc she's so annoying and rude to everyone all the time. Also like a solid 50% of her job description is that she has to wear purple she is NEVER seen without it it is Her Colour. She has pointy purple python high heels except she's rlly clumsy so she keeps falling over and breaking the heels off them. She's beloved by lesbians and autistic ppl alike
PROPAGANDA TAG
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This Wizard is my Bitter rival, but even so, I must Speake in her favor. Marcia Overstrand has the incredible taste to also Choose Septimus as her Apprentice. And it Irkes me to no End! Let the boy become an Alchemist alreadie!
Not to mention, Ms. Overstrand is far too stubborn to let Septimus live here! Last time she was here, she insulted my Bearde and Star Robes. Personallie, I think her Purple Robes would look better with some star Embroiderie!
Although Marcia Overstrand has manie, manie flaws, she is a talented Wizard. Fellow Alchemistes would do well to remember that. My rocking chair was never the same since SHE Magicked it...
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Alther!! Great to see you’re more visible now that you’ve accepted your amazing Pansexual self! ;D
With Love,
The Great Chamber of Alchemie & Physik

#6 of my sep heap pride month thing
Alther!! I know he's a ghost I just didn't know how to draw that
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Good for you, Jenna! Lead the people by example of embracing your true self!! Lots of support from the Alchemie Tower
#3 of my sep heap pride month thing
Jenna!! Ignore the hands sjdjdndndnd
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Bloody wonderful Septimus for embracing your true self! Proud of you
-Marcellus Pye
#1 of pride month sep heap drawings bc spamming this tag is what I do now
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@bucky-isnt-dead
that's gay dad hayakawa ken you fool
those of you with bad moms and dads im your mom and dad now and i love you and im so proud of you yeehaw
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Where is ben right now?
I am sorry, dear sphere with dark glasses -dear Queens, those must be difficult to see through- but I do not know who this ben is you speak of. I have known a few people named "Ben" during my lifetime, and wish for you to be a little more specific as to which "Ben" you are inquiring about.
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I thank you, Head of the Cannons. You are quite beautiful too.
Thanks to the amazing unattendedwish, we have a beautiful new icon: Marcellus Pye!
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Aye.
do you ever look at your url and go “hell yeah”
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But, Sep, we didn’t start the Fyre. The Drummins did.
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I have recently learned that ‘Wizards’ put their Fyres outside their cauldrons. Why in the world would they want to do that? Their Fyres would be able to spread and destroy the entire castle. >.>
#the Alchemist is concerned for the mental health of these 'Wizards'#as well as the health of their castles#:?
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((I don't know if it's apparent yet, but I am still in denial over Fyre and think Septimus is the perfect Alchemie apprentice. Muse(s) are in some limbo where that happens.))
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