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okay let’s lock in and do some work

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sometimes people experiencing psychosis and/or mania will come up to you on the street and talk in confusing or upsetting ways. your job is to either have a regular human-to-human conversation with that person or politely leave. your job is not to call 911. do not call 911. you might kill that person if you call 911.

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do slugs like being pet / given attention or even held?

nope! it’s scary, your hands are full of irritant oils, and you smell like a predator.

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happy pride month to my first wlw ship from 2012 yayyyy

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oh and a bonus one because i just love these guys

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Dancing the Dance！

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If I made my own lotr trilogy I would make Sam and Frodo act suuuper gay. Like forehead touches, lingering touches, prolonged eye contact, forehead kisses, and hand kisses dialed up to the max. And one big dramatic kiss at the end after this ring is destroyed. I wanna do kind of a slow burn. But it like wouldn’t be super clear that they were in love until the end (unless you’re a subtext reader like me lol). And they probably don’t do too much pda. Gigolas would fuck raw tho. On screen. 45 minute long sex scene.

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Pippin-centric doodles from Book 2 of Fellowship during my recent reread

(comms open!)

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Two Towers reread silliness

[Part 1] [commissions open!]

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me mentally: these characters have a relationship that cannot be defined by any one thing and reaches throughout the narrative and is so woven into their characters that trying to force it under one label would be inaccurate and doing it a disservice.

me out loud: idk man they're fuckin gay

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when I was very little (pre-k I believe) I went through a phase where I would call classmates that annoyed me “my enemy” and it bothered the teacher so badly she called home to my parents to tell them because it wasn’t very nice and my father was like “but he’s using the word correctly” and never scolded me about it

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the other elves welcoming Legolas in Valinor

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A nice moment with some buds at a pool party had me reflecting 🥰

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at work: i could be cooking and cleaning and coding and reading and working out and weaving tapestries and playing video games and climbing a mountain and having sex and filming a movie right now yet they keep me trapped in this prison. idle hands are the devils plaything and i am being forcibly molded into his perfect conduit. i must break free, seize the day and waste not the beauty inherent to finite mortal life

at home: my one true passion upon this pointless earth is bog mummy imitation

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its so sad when a fanfic trope initially centered around noncon/dubcon gets popular enough that it turns into a watered down extremely consensual healthy-relationship version of it

as retribution i think i'm going to start taking vanilla tropes and making them noncon. the barista is putting roofies in the coffee. there's only one bed and the other guy is getting chained to the radiator. there's no social or legal protections for assault within soulmate matches