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The first chapter of My Immortal, but instead of Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, it's Julius Caesar!

CHapter 1.

AN: Special thankz 2 my bf (maybe in that way??) ciCero, OPtimatesAreBest666SPQR 4 helpin me wif da story nd speling. U ROK.

Hi my name is G’aius Ju’lius Caes’ar and I used to have thick, lusty, toucheble hair of unknown color (haha quirky am i rite?) and inky black eyes like black orbs. I’m not related to M. Tullius Cicero but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie (AN: If u dont know who he is get da hell out of here). I’m from like 50 BC but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a dictater in perpetuum but not in the dysyopian YA novel way. I also became a god after I was stabbed (lolzz spoiler alurt) I wear a loose girdle and Sulla called me an ‘ill-girted boy’. I did a really cool thing recently (u know, Gaul thingz) and I’m currently dressing to flex about it. For example today I was wearing a laurel wreath and a toga picta and a tunica palmata. I was walking through Rome. It was not the Ides of March, which I was very happy about. A lot of plebs stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

“Hey Caes’ar!!” shouted a voice. I looked up… it was Marcus Junius Brutus!

“What’s up Brutus?” I asked.

“Nothing.” he said shyly.

But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.

AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me plebzz.

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"I miss the person I was before I stabbed Caesar", "I miss the person I was before I had to flee Rome". SHUT UP. I miss the person I was before Portia introduced me to pegging

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exiled you say

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and we’re back again

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not to be an augustus stan but imagine spending all your life building a legacy of lies no one knows who you actually are no one can see beyond the mask bc you won't let them like yes you have power and wealth and the empire but what have you done to the sick little boy who found out his father won't be coming home did he ever really exist or have you erased him so thoroughly you as good as killed him. there's nothing left but you and you are a hollow shell looming over an empire dying since the day it was born

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noooo you’re so sexy don’t fall for augustan propaganda

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so does the caesar dni apply to anyone he may have theoretically adopted…

Octavian? Is that you?

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i have had ENOUGH, i am selling marcus antonius to one direction.

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it's always morally correct to speculate about the sexual lives of 1st century BC roman orators

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if roman senators were women pompey would be a beautiful butch lesbian with huge naturals. tbh.

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You're stuck with her now. Good luck at actium pookie <3

guys, cleopatra just said that i have "golden retriever energy", what does this mean?

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heyyy ;)

tbh i need suicidal roman pussy

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Not really, wife's just killed herself... Thanks for calling me honourable btw. that was really nice of you >_<

I hope you're happy :)

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Was it worth it?

The act, no. The celebration, always.

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Error is Cassius' mpreg child????? Is that what you were up to in the tent the day before????? :(

Lucius wanted a little sibling...