marcusarmstrong

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babe wake up new fucked up spelling of christians name dropped

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hell is full. heaven is full. god created a new holding space for souls called hurgle and the only thibg to do here is this infinitely expading jigsaw puzzle of a finely detailed pigeon. we are just slowwwwwly creating little tufts of feathers for eternity . yesterday , greg found a corner piece

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Jack: we’ve seen some birds from you this weekend, are we gonna see any today?

Scotty: i hope not but i am starting next to my best friend dev

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it should be normalized and in fact encouraged to ask customers “what’s your problem? are you not embarrassed to be acting this way at all but especially in public?”

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repeat after me:

i am a terrible horse and i deserve no hay

i am a terrible horse and i deserve no hay

i am a terrible horse and i deserve no hay

now prance

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the first rule of being on the internet is you should have other stuff going on, besides being on the internet

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coming out of my cage and i been doing just bad. going back in my cage because i like my cage

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how are they not a little bit embarassed to post this fr

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he's back at it 😭

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there should be more options than suffering via employment and suffering via unemployment

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In my opinion it's a lot more healthy to be able to own that you dislike someone for petty reasons than to do all kinds of mental gymnastics to make everyone you don't really vibe with out to be a bad person actually

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maybe i like my tech a little bit inconvenient

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OLIVER BEARMAN | RACE; BELGIUM

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i love having friends that are into sport

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