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Let me put this in terms you can understand: awawawawawa
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Cop pulled me over on my war horse today.. impaled his ass on my lance and dragged his body 10 miles
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i love things that come in glass jars because once its over the glass jar is mine
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Devil on my shoulder: We have work in eight hours if we go to sleep right now we'll be reasonably rested in time to do labor
Angel on my shoulder: We need to see more of this canned fish reviewer guy's youtube channel. He's got something special going on.
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this gag from tails gets trolled occupies permanent real estate in my brain because it has no right being this good
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Anti public defender sentiment NOW of all times has GOT to be a psyop and I’m not being hyperbolic
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this is mostly pronounced amongst teens and young adults but it’s so funny to me when I see discourse that’s like “what does a 26 year old and a 32 year old have in common????” acting like somehow 6 years is a massive generational gap… girl not only is that the same generation but it’s also literally nothing once you’re both fully grown adults
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