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Mario is the coolest videogame hero. Hate away incels.

No need to delve on some biblical analysis, things are quite simple. Homie is a shorty, a powerhouse and a chicks magnet at the same time. He is like comics’ Wolverine. To hell your 'average man' bullshit. What's the competition? The freaky zelda elf? Some blue hedgehog? The only character that comes close is his bro cuz he relatable mario.

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I’m really excited for Bananza!

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The Secret Ending by - SsuregiGame -

Can’t read it but it’s ABSOLUTE PEAK

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Yoshi's Island DS Guide (2006) - Casually telling you the babies will smash. Ngl I miss my Nintendo with balls. They were not preoccupied of being so chaste. Peach was 'Mario's girlfriend' in her bio for MP5! The current obsession to have a kids-friendly image is ridiculous.

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Why does he do that?

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After the Bananza Direct you could think this is a prequel to Odyssey and we'll be playing the father of Mario's DK but like how are Cranky, Diddy and Dixie here then?? Probably it is just a standalone universe? One thing I know for sure; someone at Nintendo HQ thought "Disney doesn't have the guts to make a proper Wreck-It Ralph game, we do."

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Gooooooo igi!

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Egg Planet // Super Mario Galaxy (2007)

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Is your mario child an extrovert?? She looks like one!

Correct, Bella makes friends easy! Ask her father's iconic frenemy. "You are so much cooler than your dad! hEhEhEhE!" Seth Rogen

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9/10 redesign. (July 17 can’t come soon enough!)

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'Mario Kart World' looks cute and has skins but the real star of the direct was 'DK Bananza' and you know it!! 🫵🏻

WHY DID HE GET SILLY AZZ PANTS THO?

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Nintendo Kingdom Hearts - Still a legendary What If.

This Mar10Day I invite you to imagine a timeline where Square Enix and Nintendo teamed up to make our plumber The King. A badass ruler, far from home to investigate Darkness before it can wipe out every world in existence. (He rocks the OrganizationXIII hoodie uh?)

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Miyamoto is sure the series won't have adventures if the hero and his princess tie the knot, if Bowser doesn't kidnap her. You know what??? Understandable. It's not like in 2021 a cheap dlc proved him wrong by having Mario on a mission to save his archenemy for its lost child. Pff.