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“we need a slur for-” the word you’re looking for is insult. those exist. they can be highly effective too
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Or like, to put it in terms that the "read what you like, who cares if you exclusively read kids' stuff" crowd are at a reading level to understand:
In the book "Green Eggs and Ham," the main character insists that he will only eat things he likes, and refuses under all circumstances when presented with an opportunity to try something new. At the end of the novel [spoiler alert] he agrees to Sam-I-Am's request and tries them, and he realizes that he was depriving himself of a favorite food for years, just out of fear of disliking something he ate. He learns a lesson, moving forward, that if he tries new things outside his comfort zone, that he may dislike some of them, but will enjoy many of them, and if he doesn't try new things outside his comfort zone, he will not like anything but the one thing he already eats.
Can you think of any situations in your own life where Sam-I-Am's teachings might be applicable?
#amazing. amazing.#not to be flippant but it’s amazing how many grown adults are still mad their mom made them eat broccoli
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the summer is for having the worst time of your life
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i don’t have a five year plan because every two years i realize i need a different life
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If you’re LGBT reblog and tag with your opinion on beer.
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Caught myself daydreaming about passenger rail again
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Thinking about Johnny cash eating a cake in a bush in 1971
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The concept of photographing the fresh placenta from your wife’s blow up kiddie pool water birth that was then then divvied up and converted into ingestible capsules and posting it all on instagram
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It’s so funny whenever you see a post about opinions held by a group of people and you can tell that the OP is just mad at their parents. “Why are boomers and the liberal establishment so obsessed with birthrates?” And they just got off the phone with their mom who asked about grandkids again.
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It’s crazy how in the 2000s Disney and Nickelodeon recreated the studio system but only for actors under 18
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He does love him to the point of invention
Wallace and Gromit movie about Wallace getting his gall bladder removed in an emergency surgery and suddenly having to adjust to the fact that he simply cannot eat as much cheese as he wishes he could
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what you learn from hobbies:
consistent practice opens up whole worlds of skill that you couldn't imagine
making mistakes in the process of learning is not only natural, it is also essential
activities that you enjoy can give you more energy back than you spent on them
wow everything is so expensive
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