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if i saw 4 dudes with ugly bowlcuts walking down the street id just assume it was the beatles
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ok how come no one was going to tell me
1. the property brothers are a country band now
2. they make the worst music imaginable
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“Hey guys, I picked up some snacks from the corner store today. Would anyone like some.“
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my fav thing about doctor whom is that we don’t know who the doctor is?? it’s like…who is the doctor….we literally don’t know! what an adventure. i haven’t slept in 3 days
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me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack
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Me: :)
target self checkout security camera: you look like this

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imagine being the first amish bitch in your village to like get your body done like ass shots titties done and like beat face contoured… and then you walked into like the saloon or whatever amish people have and everyone dropped their irish fiddles and was shookedt? like everyone churning butter was just in shock and you walked across the artisanal wood floors in your wantmylook.com thigh high lace up heeled boots like your life depended on it… yes god
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Due to personal reasons I will be disappearing under mysterious circumstances
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