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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

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TURTLE LIVESSSSSSS!

TURTLE LIVES TO HELP THE LOST

THANK YOU BLACK TORTOISE

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JIN MU YOU BITCH YOU KILLED GO WON’S TURTLE ☹️☹️☹️☹️

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temperature play but it’s just me running between the hot kitchen (with no ac), the walk-in freezer, and the normal-ish temp dining room at work

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mom: cousin a, don’t go to harvard. all they do is protest

cousin a: what’s wrong with protests?

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mike’s hard bubble tea

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I WAS SORELY MISTAKEN BECAUSE MY MOTHER DIDN’T EXPLAIN THINGS CORRECTLY

still part 2 but episode 2 (i think?) spoilers

she told me we were watching the real bu-yeon in naksu’s body

NOT that it was still bu-yeon’s body in which naksu’s soul completely takes over, even in appearance, to keep her alive

so i would like to change my plea: give naksu back her memories and let her and uk fall in love again, and my life is yours

alchemy of souls || spoilers? only in episode 1 of part 2

chat i do NOT wanna watch uk fall in love with bu-yeon in naksu’s body

somebody PLEASEEEE bring the real naksu/mu-deok back and i will be forever indebted to thee

ALSO?? let dang-gu and cho-yeon get married happily

and let yul find love and/or peace for the love of god, poor boy

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alchemy of souls || spoilers? only in episode 1 of part 2

chat i do NOT wanna watch uk fall in love with bu-yeon in naksu’s body

somebody PLEASEEEE bring the real naksu/mu-deok back and i will be forever indebted to thee

ALSO?? let dang-gu and cho-yeon get married happily

and let yul find love and/or peace for the love of god, poor boy

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OH MY GOD

OH MY FUCKING GOD NO

NO I REFUSE THIS ENDING TO SEASON ONE

WHAT THE FUCK

IM AT A LOSS FOR WORDS AND CAN ONLY FEEL DEEPLY AND INTENSELY IN MY CHEST SO MUCH HURTS

guess who’s on episode 20 of alchemy of souls with her parents now—

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guess who’s on episode 20 of alchemy of souls with her parents now—

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I hate when a tiny stupid thing pushes you over the edge and makes you freak the fuck out because it makes you look like a completely irrational tar pit of a human being. Like no I promise this is warranted just maybe not about that specifically I swear I'm well adjusted. Come closer stick your fingers in my cage

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so when my one friend doesn’t reach out / respond to messages, they’re just going through it with their depression

but i do that and its “are we good? we still friends..?”

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This is what happens when you and your college roommate make divorce a bit. You end up making matching contacts that also insult each other.

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average group chat of three silly college students

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so the crown prince DEFINITELY has a thing for mu-deok beyond the silly “haha you shit talk your young master because it makes me feel better about myself”

no one normally thinks about someone that way (re: “longs for”)

also? “you’re not the real you, you like the smell of cinnamon and you don’t smell awful. who the fuck are you?” yeah, okay buddy

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me to my parents after we finish the first episode of alchemy of souls: so what I’m understanding is we’re a k-drama family, even though none of us are korean?

this was received with a collective “yes” btw