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the club sucked so bad so me and my pikmin are going home due to aforementioned club being so sucks

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he's free now

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mimics as synthetic boobs, yes or no?

Would that make them Booby Traps?

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Support your local park rangers

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being 5'7" is so fucked. AND i'm a top. i suffer more than you could ever know.

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So we can stop waffling on whether Pratt is an idiot, right?

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A Dane's comprehensive list of Sw*des who have been absolved of the mortal sin of being Sw*dish

All members of ABBA (ABBA is holy and transcends nationality)

Robyn (obviously)

Petra Mede (gay icon who slays!)

All of the Skarsgårds except for Bill, who, much like Jesus, must atone for the sins of his followers

Max von Sydow (because he starred in the iconic Danish film Pelle the Conqueror, and also he had a very handsome voice)

Ingrid Bergman (severely fantastic actress and also gave birth to Isabella Rossellini!!)

vsk roa (he's gay and he's hot and he makes me quite horny)

The cute guy I met on Growlr several years ago and have been chatting with regularly ever since (he helps me out in PokémonGo raids all the time, what a bro! And also for the same reasons as vsk roa)

And that's just about it, actually

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Local older sibling has to babysit for an afternoon