marthawashingtonscat

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"Kill them with kindness" wrong. Gengar use shadow ball

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me aged 22 and me aged 12 meeting on the cosmic plane to discuss the Percy Jackson And The Olympians live action disney series

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two things

buenos dias

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here is my tale of woe

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seeing dando back together has solved all my problems, cured my ailments, my skin is clear, the birds are singing

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Unhinged

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whenever ferrari is secretive of their strategy over the radio i’m like. nobody wants the recipe to what you’re cooking over there babes

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LMAOOO

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thinking about loz and getting emotional because like. this all started because there was a boy in the sky who lost his childhood best friend and was willing to do whatever it took to get her back. and now, over tens of thousands of years and multiple timelines later, she’s still falling from the sky and he’s still chasing her. when he wakes up and remembers nothing, he still chases her voice. and when he remembers everything and she’s falling again, he finally catches her

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his hair, WACK! his gear, WACK! his jewelry, WACK! his foot stance, WACK!

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If you missed the 2023 Monaco GP no you didn't

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im legitimately so stunned by how they really gave the girlies everything and i mean everything. we had kendallshiv sister fight and sister bonding and sister fight2. we had a wealth of romshiv twinsies moments. we had all three middle aged minor kids having fun and being silly and loving each other. we had the sibling dream team for a brief and fleeting beautiful moment. shiv and rome almost had a moment of growth and ceded to kendall. we had like three kendall watergate scares and he survived them all. there was the promise of caroline being a better mom maybe. there was the kenrome hug of the century. stewy was here for a moment to imply once again that he is severely dickmatized. we had tom being a freak at a restaurant antics. connor appeared and connored in reverse alphabetical order. conwilla failmarriage win. krank ride or die for each other win. the tomgreg enjoyers more than got their fill. romegerri panic attacks cuz she changed the trajectory of his life forever. shiv gave us the elektra complex of the century. the cheeses were licked the cycles cycled and the doomed were doomed. wow just wow

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Driver radio: "s̶̢̨̧̤̹͔͎̦̯͇̑͑̔͊͋u̵͔̰̮̟͕͍͆̚m̶̨̢̱̜͓̟̹̳̽́͊̋͗̌̀͜m̶̘͙͊͌̒̓̈́̓͗̅͜͝o̶͍̞̺̮̖̫̿̓̈́͝n̴͉̻̲̿͌i̶͕͈̝̖͓͔̮̪͓͂̅̈́̓͆̕͜n̷̹̻̤̚ģ̷̧̠̦͕̭͎͍̘̋̓̕͝͠ ̸͖̓̄͊̽͑́̔̍C̷̮̺̱̓͐̈́́͐͘͝ṯ̴̢̧̭̞̾̽̂̒͋̚h̵̫̭̠̒̀u̸͉̼̺͓̥̻̎̀̆͑́̅͐̎̒͠l̸̡͕̬̤͓̀̎̓̊͠͝ḥ̴̡̡͔̪̭̩̟̱̩͂ṳ̶͈̲͋̅̐̏̃̋̕̚"

Team: "Understood, we are checking"

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choose your fighter daniel putting “these are my streets” on his helmet only to get lapped and waved at by a 21 year old twitch streamer or checo telling us he really thinks he can fight for the title this year only to cause grievous bodily harm to at least 3 drivers, pit 5 times and get lapped twice by his teammate

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bro doesn’t even have a certain je ne sais quoi

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we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are