hi, im rey! (he/him 🏳️⚧️) 23, writer, cat dad recovery is a hell of a drug
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Look I have zero excuses for this, but the idea popped into my head and now it's in your head, sorry
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nothing more flattering than someone saying "oh don't get her going" in reference to you when a topic you're passionate about is brought up
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I would devote 15 years of my life to becoming a restaurant chef, get on Chopped, ignore the basket ingredients, and make a raw red onion salad with a white truffle oil vinaigrette just so I could stare into Scott Conants eyes as he is contractually obligated to eat it
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"Just a cold" that puts holes in your mitochondria doctor's can't see.
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I don’t mean to be old but computer used to just have games. U didnt have to pay for em either but if u wanted u could get a little CD that put the game onto the computer and you could play it forever and ever even if the company that made it went to hell and shit. You didn’t even need the internet or wifi or anything. And it was pretty neat
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Glam kitchen woman and that twink who makes old dessert recipes are on different ends of the same spectrum I just don’t know what that spectrum is yet
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life actually gets better when you leave the house consistently btw like im serious
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the author's barely disguised longing for a kinder world
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the worst part of "you'll understand when you're older" is that you really do understand when you're older
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it doesn’t have to be good it just has to be done
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