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To the tune of closing time:

Simpsons porn

At the local library

You can jack off to Homer or Marge

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Thinking about some of the shit people say while fucking in porn. Like “Yea u like my pussy?” What the fuck is the dude plowing you like a tractor supposed to say to that? No? 

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CLAIM 🙏🏼✨ #manifesting

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i cannot stop watching this

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the person who posted this on here is a terf so im reposting it because its really really good

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I think canine fursonas are so common cuz humans and dogs evolved alongside each other and are literally wired to understand each others emotions better like dogs have visible whites of their eyes unlike wolves because its easier to see what theyre looking at and thinking etc

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How do they make the food in ghibli movies look so tasty

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It is your sworn duty, when you're in your 30's, to do something every day that would have gotten you viciously bullied in high school.

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dinosaurs are so aewsome i think they had fucking guns and shit

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Percussive maintenance

Almond’s repair methods can be a bit.. questionable

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I was in the reviews for a listing for a tungsten cube for reasons that are not important, THIS REVIEW IS CRACKING ME UP

Having a dense cube communicates status to women and business relationships. #mycube

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the more time passes the more insane i feel about how pjackk swung into my dms out of nowhere and started hitting on me for about a week

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in wigan, it's as good as gone

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Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car