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Okay okay okay, I know I’ve said this TONS of times, but I’m still trying to get my server to grow. So…….

I HAVE A DISCORD SERVER!! //SLAPPED//

Link –>> https://discord.gg/ZzpJgZJ

Topics of discussion is related to Pokemon of all generations, Champion Leon and gym leader Raihan because they’re amazing (so much so that I can consider them advertisement material for this server), foul jokes, shiny hunting, and other crazy-ass shenanigans.

It will contain swearing, crude jokes, and chaos // disorganization as a fair warning. There will also be custom roles (most Pokemon characters, but you can request anything you want) and laid back, self-explanatory rules (like don’t be a meanie pants).

PLEASE JOIN MY HORRIBLE SERVER, AND HAVE FUN-

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♡ Hhnnnn-…. Mmm… S-Sorry, sorry…

♡ Aaaah– Hey!! Your top gym leader is back, a-and…. really bad at speeches, as always. I’m really sorry about this.

♡ Feel free to ask me questions, o-or just send silly things… I’m not as confident as ya thought, am I?

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✧ Hey there, audience!! Your champion is here, back stronger than ever and willing to interact and answer questions!!

✧ I-I’ve been gone for a pretty long time, but I should be back in business now. Now that I’ve got that out of the way, meet my admin as well-!!

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Oh, what– SHIT– Hi-

The name’s Dari, I run this blog, um– I’m pretty similar to Leon in personality and a total memelord who can’t take shit seriously sometimes… I’m also really into shiny hunting and prefer the full-odds (1/8192 and 1/4096) style. I’ve played every generation of Pokemon except I had to skip the 6th, unfortunately. 

Welp, feel free to ask questions or talk to either of us-!! I’ve moved from @champion-evening​ to make Leon’s blog the main-

Also, the tagline on this blog is a joke we don’t talk about-

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I’VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT. DONALD TRUMP IS A BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKER. HE QUOTED A RACIST POLICE CHIEF FROM THE 60s. THAT’S RIGHT.

“When the looting starts, the shooting starts.”

NOW, ON JULY THE 4TH, WE SHOULD ALL DEMONSTRATE OUR LOVE FOR FREE SPEECH BY REPORTING THIS MOTHERFUCKER’S TWITTER ACCOUNT FOR ABUSIVE OR OFFENSIVE CONTENT.

Dear god, I’m just gonna spam this post with tags in hopes to get as many people as possible on board– The original idea came from a TikTok user, not me.

I wanna see this fucker throw a fit over his Twitter being censored AGAIN. Watch him sign an executive order or some shit as he throws a literal man tantrum over this “OBSCENE CULT BEHAVIOR”.

PLEASE HELP ME BAN HIS TWITTER, AND EVERYONE ELSE WHO WANTS TO SEE IT GO DOWN-

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I know this account’s inactive af, buuut...

Reblogging, this is important-

My mom is abusive and I’m about to be homeless!

I have a couple months before she kicks me out but every day with her drains my sanity and self worth. Art is my only source of income!

I’m cutting major deals on my work right now and I have unlimited slots.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE REBLOG

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So... I don’t know what to do with this blog? Do I make it into my “main” or keep it as is? Aaaaaaaaaa--

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I’m way more active at @selective-intelligence and @champion-evening, for reference...

It’s basically the same gist as here... except... minus the Mono / Danganronpa? Hahah--

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Positives about Mono:

* He’ll let you chill in his lair.

* He sees everyone as equals.

* ........ I can’t think of anything else-

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“..............”

“Fang.”

Fuckin nerd

“H-HEY…!!”

“I’m no nerd… I’m a genius!! Now shut up!”

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CURSED IMAGES OF THE MOD THAT LITERALLY NO ONE ASKED FOR–

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“Ooooh~ You think you’re something special, don’t you? Let me tell you something -- you’re not. You are on the same pitiful plane of existence as the rest of us -- and you have no right to authority. There is nothing you can ever say or do to prove that you are more important than me.”

A promo fit for a Queen

Of course there was the noise of static but eventually the camera turned on to give you a view of what looked like a throne room. Small monitors hung around the area and a few of the remaining guards stood around the throne, each one wearing a monokuma helmet. The entire room was silent, waiting for a certain person to fill the room with their voice. First of all, she had to make a good entrance. In walked Sonia Nevermind, Ultimate Princess Queen. Her head was held high as she gracefully made her way to the throne, inspecting then sitting on it.

“Hello. Feel free to stand. My name is Sonia Nevermind but you can call me Your Highness instead. If you wouldn’t mind… give me a promo.”

(I’m not sure what else to say except Mod worked really hard on this! You can ignore if you were tagged, or interact if you weren’t) 

Keep reading

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Are you sure about that

“………………….”

[He angrily punches the anonymous’s screen away without saying a word-]

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Fuckin nerd

“H-HEY...!!”

“I’m no nerd... I’m a genius!! Now shut up!”

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[Monokiibo was playing with a cheap paddle ball toy.]

“Yeah, but you’ve gotta expect a mastermind of such games to talk about it eventually, dearie... Though I’m not a despair-crazed freak like the rest, so I suppose there’s nothing to be afraid of.”

"Sooooo. Have you thought 'bout it yet?" -@bloodiedupdrugs

[The robot takes a deep “breath” and sighs.]

“…… Alright. You can stay here with us… You humans have gotta quarantine, anyway.”

@bloodiedupdrugs 

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“.... O-Oh my god. It’s Hatsune Miku.”

[The robot fixes his posture and “clears his throat”.]

“... I mean -- hello there, dearie!! My name is Kiibo, or Monokiibo, and it is a pleasure to meet you.”

A figure stood alone in the hope's peak hallway. She was looking out a window humming to herself.

Go up to her?

>yes<

no

You walk up to her.

???: Oh Hello! I'm Hatsune Miku. I guess you could call me the Ultimate Singer! I hope we can be friends! And you are?

**Tags- Feel free to interact even if I didn't tag you!**

@ahoge-detective @askmonomi @askthe-leader-and-robot @ultimate-aikido-master @ask-a-cool-spaceguy @a-lying-grape @masochistic-robot @ask-anthropologist-shinguji @ask-the-ultimate-baseball-star @ask-the-ultimate-despair @ask-the-ultimate-entomologist @ask-savior-kork @ask-a-tired-gamer

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Ew hell no, it's full of shit

“Robots don’t poop, and you know this!!”

“E-Eat my ass, please--!! O-Oh god, I’m having a seizure because Hannah won’t comply with my rules-- A-ACK-”

[Throws himself on the ground and starts having a... spaz attack of sorts.]

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Unfortunately my mom

“Aaawwww....”

[He sweetly and gently runs his hand down Hannah’s hair before pulling it harshly-]

“.... Then eat my asshole, dearie-”