masqueradedancer

[masqueradedancer]

Kirk and spock are in an interview. The interviewer is like -oh congrats captain kirk on your promotion to admiral bla bla bla and then congrats on winning sexiest single in star fleet!. Kirk is like wait, wait, wait....Starfleet doesnt know ive been married to spock for ten years...

And he looks at Spock and hes like but you told admiral Archer! And Spock is like ''ah, perhaps he did not understand the significance of the vulcan ceremony.'' And they adopted a child together but starfleet thought they were just being modern and helping repopulate vulcan!

And Mcoy is in the background like, I thought you were being discreet about it, cus vulcans are all private???

And its just like Kirk being like WTF Spock?! And spock just turns to mcoy and contritely asks if he can sleep on his couch.