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De: *sends a picture of a group of people chilling in a field, very aesthetic*

De: This could be us

Stu: Never.

Hue: never? 🥺

Stu: Ever.

Hue: never ever ever? 🥺😭

Ra:

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*planning the theme for a collaborative birthday party with a friend*

1st idea: Spongebob Squarepants

2nd idea: Teenage mutant ninja turtles

3rd idea: Spongebob Squarepants at the red carpet

We're both turning 23 years old btw

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Omi : So, I'm just gonna be doing this table?

Robin : You're doing what to my kitchen table?!

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Recent group chat convo reenactment

Me: guys, I really like this rap song Bonfire by Childish Gambino and I really wanna sing it at karaoke, but idk if I can I'm still such a pussy on stage.

De: you should totally do it!

Hue: you can also practice infront of me and Ra or take an easy song next karaoke night to try get you more comfortable on stage?

Me: yeah youre right i should do that

Me: imma practice a bit. And then I'll DO IT!

Stu: hell yeah!

Me: Stu, I'm gonna need to ask you to not believe in me, everyone else can cheer me on

Stu: oh alright. You won't do it, pussy

Me: that's the spirit

Hue: I believe in you <3

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Ra: *on the balcony, grilling burgers*

Pe: *goes to join him*

I look away for a second and then back

Ra and Pe: *duking it out and trying to throw each other of the balcony*

Me: what the hell guys?!

Ra: oh don't worry it's just bro stuff *puts Pe in a headlock*

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Me and Ra don't argue often but when we do it's about the weirdest shit

Some arguments we've had for example:

Is the fur on the boots or is she wearing a short fur coat. Regarding the song "Low" by Flo Rida

(it's a fur coat, he just doesn't understand the fashion of 2008)

Why can't I name an Irish wolfhound "Gustav"

(I can and I will)

Why he can't name a black cat "The cheese wizard

(be more creative, you need to add "destroyer of ___" or "Duke of ___" or something)

Who loves the other more

(Still ongoing, no end in sight)

Why trapped doors in the office is a bad idea and "not OSHA approved"

(they don't have to know)

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I told Hue that I headcannon him as British

He said "thank you" in a very sweet voice and put his hand over his heart.

Hue is German

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Me and Hue where cleaning up and getting the place ready for his birthday party.

Me: why is Gustav in the bedroom?

(Gustav is a 4 foot tall Teddy bear, usually sits in the living room)

Hue: he takes up too much space and we need the sitting area

Me: but he is my son

Hue: well your son is made out of polyester

Me: *gasp* how dare you. WELL YOUR BOYFRIEND IS MADE OUT OF SILICONE

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I've waited for this day for so long

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Found family shows what love truly is. That it isn’t a transaction or a complusion of any sorts. It’s a choice. A choice to make a home, a life, with the people you care about most. A choice to stay through it all and to trust others with your heart, and for them to trust you with theirs. 

It shows how love is perfect because it’s chosen, not forced, not required, not limited.

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In my opinion, found family is so much funnier when it’s more like “these losers hold me hostage and won’t leave me alone”

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Updates may be made to this list

The cast:

Robin (that's me)

They/them and she/her

Ra

He/him

Ra is my golden retriever boyfriend. The two of us have sorta become parental figures for allot of these other morons but we're honestly just as dumb as they are

Hue

He/him

Hue is my cheating ex, turned friend, turned fairygod butler, and yet to be best man at my wedding and godfather of my first born

Stu

He/them/it "just whatever" -Stu

Stu and Ra work together (Ra got him the job). Stu is super geeky, likes DnD, a lot of anime, Yu-Gi-Oh! And allot more that I don't know much about. Stu also does stand-up comedy

De

They/them

De serves cunt all day, every day

Pe

They/them

Pe is my child and I will murder anyone who dares hurt them in any way

De and Pe are NOT dating. They just see each other every day, sleep together, and kiss all the time, and De only went mattress shopping with Pe "as a friend"

(Totally, whatever you say, sweetie)

UPDATE: They're official

UPDATE: They're not aperently

Omi

They/them

Hates their supermarket job (understandably). Chill as fuck

Sti

He/them/it

Sti is sorta the newest addition to the family. Omi and Sti are dating

The sidekicks:

Me and Ra:

Big T he/him (cat)

C he/him (cat)

Queen she/her (cat)

Hue:

Small t she/her (cat)

Stu:

Mystery (cat)

I've never seen it, and they never talk about it

Pe:

Flooffer he/him (dog, small)