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I knooooow polydactyly is probably a pain in the ass in a million ways but I cannot get it out of my head the knuckle tattoopertunities a few extra phalanges could get you

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Amongst the responses to this opinion from the GQX director, I've seen a bit of arguing over whether or not Witch From Mercury's popularity actually brought many new fans into Gundam as a whole, so I thought I'd try polling G-Witch Tumblr.

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normal event nobody dead nobody injured

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HARO KILL ATTACK

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A human translator somewhere has had to make a tough choice of not using the abbreviaton they happily used in the Finnish version in the English version of the site

Kielenkääntäjä joutuu työssään tekemään valintoja...

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i literally feel like im going to be sick trying not to laugh at this at my desk like i feel faint

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sometimes i think the only difference between me and my dad is that i think everyone on tv is gay and he thinks they're all secret assassins

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i fucking hate the “this is the good luck post.” Girl stop contributing to a superstitious environment with ur anecdotes there’s a million goddamn notes on it it’s statistically reasonable that a bunch of people remember the good things that happen after they reblog it

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Cat and kitten door knocker, Clun, England

This unusual door knocker from Clun, England, features a mother cat carrying her kitten — sculpted in cold, weathered bronze, yet full of tenderness.

Equal parts whimsical, eerie, and adorable, it feels like something out of a forgotten fairytale.

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Where’s the post that’s like “ maybe she’s allergic to taco bell” but they spell it like gagos bear??

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I hate watching Internet horror because it results in my recommendations being filled with "analysis" videos (actually just a plot summary) with thumbnails that look like this:

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like a solid 60% of weird fandom tropes were invented by women who needed slightly more avant garde ways to fuck spock.... wanting to fuck spock is in many ways a load bearing pillar of fandom like if u took it away the source code would just break theres like a molecule of wanting to fuck spock or reaction to everyone wanting to fuck spock within the heart of fanfic all fanfiction is about wanting to fuck spock except fanfic about wanting to fuck spock which is about women in stem

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setting up a tiny detail in one chapter to pay it off in the next few chapters feels sooo devious like oooh i can't wait to write the small little reference here that 70% of readers will miss but 30% of readers will cheer for

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I think when you correctly identify a trauma that is the base of a woe of yours it should just disappear. It should be like "aaahh. you got me" and vanish and leave 100 dollars behind

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i tend to be generally fearless to a bit of a fault but today i experienced a split second of absolutely primal terror

i was coming home from a hike and was in the mountains waiting for a train to pass so i could cross the tracks. i briefly looked up to look at the train as it approached because i understand the appeal of a good train. i was met with this sight, actively approaching me

my sense of fight or flight is pretty dormant but it hit me so hard i felt vaguely nauseous for five minutes. i sat there in my car looking like id seen someone get shot. for some reason my brain could not process thomas and all i knew was that suddenly my world was very different and very, very frightening

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kind of insane to imagine someone just going to college and completing all the assignments and passing a bunch of their classes and graduating and getting a job