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you should check her out, my bestie put me on and shes the shit. IM WORKING LATEEEEEE CAUSE IM A SINGERRRRRRR. i heard sabrina carpenter dumped her boyfriend too so maybe imma try and get with her. my girl olivia rodriguez will never have her craze go away so dont even think about wishing it on her. thats my mexican sister

Oh yeah, actually I have heard of her! I think I've only heard the one song though, but that's cool. And I know I might look ancient but even I've heard Espresso this summer... a lot. Like, a lot a lot. But does this mean the Olivia Rodrigo craze is over?

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i need stern direction in my life and i think a pretty lady is the right person to do that for me? so i think you should give into temptation and rub up on my body

Excuse me did you just call Berry hot?

I mean I suppose everyone has their... preferences. If you're into the whole 'freakshow meets patrick star' vibe, then sure, Berry's stunning. Yeah, no thanks. Although, the chance to completely transform your life and teach you a thing or two about acting like a normal human is very tempting.

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FOR REALSIES???? that would be SICK AF

Oh, I do too, only in the fall when it's cold and tailored to my body. I can design you one, I'm a personal stylist and fashion designer.

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idk theres so many white people movies

... then what the fuck with dramatic teenagers was that in???

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damn you got super hot, i hate myself for being this way

I said what I said and I stand by it.

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dont be hatinnnn

That still does not explain it, but alright.

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i totally think our energies would compliment each other. your hot, im hot, it would be an explosion!!!!!!

That happens. When our energies are intertwining. Can you imagine what it would be like if we met in person. There is power when complementing energies colide.

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MATEO: TAYTAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! waddup hottie

📲 TEXTS: TAYLOR & MATEO.

TAYLOR: matty!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @mateoreyesss

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um are we in the 70s????? you dont need to smoke to get high anymore LMAOOOOOOO this guy

No, I'd prefer to keep my lungs in tact, thanks.

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shes the girl who sings the songgggggg

What is a pinkpantheress?

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what that mean???? i dont wanna look it up

You might want to recheck those numbers. Ah, masochist, of course.

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i will keep shaking my tush. the ladies love it. you should take notes cause you seem kinda awkward

You know what? I can totally respect a guy that can embarrass himself on the internet with no hang ups about it. Envy it even. You keep shaking that ass man

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im not!!!! im prepared to show you my green flags when you want

I think you're full of shit, but honestly that's not a huge red flag in my book.

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you know what, idk what this dog is. maybe i should find out the dna, FUCK I HOPE IM THE FATHER

That's...quite the eclectic mix. What kind of dog do you have?

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never had a deep dish before but i would be SO down to try that

That depends, do you think you can handle this Seattle Deep Dish??

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i do love me a flannel, there comfy af and come in hella colors. nothing better than a schweet ass short sleeve funky design button down tho

Thank you for your support. My dad doesn’t get the things I talk about, but he’s a dad and is the type to wear the same flannel shirt and jeans.

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HOLD UP IM FROM THE SOUTH I KNOW WHAT YOU REALLY MEAN

Oh bless your heart.