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math-smith-blog
don't sin! unless you want a tan, cos hell's hot!
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Y'ello! Mister Smith, here! Your Maths teacher. Boring? Think again! Got any questions, leave me a message! I'll be happy to help, not a problem at all. (My, what a lovely shade of olive green!)
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math-smith-blog · 13 years ago
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Goodnight! Get well soon!
Turning in for the night. 
Have a good day everyone! I think I’m going to be home sick today. I literally cannot get up! I’m so dizzy. 
Ah well, hope you all get on good at school today!
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math-smith-blog · 13 years ago
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Gosh, that sure was scary! I don't know if I'll be able to sleep without the light on tonight!
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A wonderful interpretation of our school. :-)
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math-smith-blog · 13 years ago
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Gosh, if she would let me! =D
Dear Miss Gillan,
This is Matt! You asked me to tell you how I really feel, so I am writing you this message in hopes that it makes you happy! =D
You are very lovely, and so is your hair. It is a nice colour. You also wear really nice clothes, and I wish I had your style and eye for colour!
Here, I will write you a poem.
Miss Karen Gillan,
Your style is killin’!
Your hair is red,
Just like my bed! (It has orange sheets!)
Being a nurse might be hard,
But at least you don’t have to touch lard! (Like Miss Tate!)
You are sweet like candy,
And that makes me feel dandy!
I hope you like this poem,
I wrote it in my home.
(Gosh, I hope you liked this message, Karen! You are very sweet, that’s for sure!)
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OH MY GOODNESS MATT
I AM GOING TO PRINT THIS AND PASTE THIS EVERYWHERE
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math-smith-blog · 13 years ago
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Goodness! I really hope that Mister Cumberbatch doesn't have an addiction to such a horrible drug! If he does, we should all get together and hold an intervention for him. He needs his friends now more than ever!
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math-smith-blog · 13 years ago
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If you say so! I'll leave a nicely worded message in your ask box!
misskgillan asked: Did you really not understand that, Matt? Even I don’t think you’re quite that dopey! (I rather think you’re more like Happy if you’re like anyone!)
Understand…what? Really, what are you all on about?
And I’m not dopey at all! =(
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math-smith-blog · 13 years ago
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You are certainly the most fairest of them all, Karen! =D
misskgillan asked: Did you really not understand that, Matt? Even I don’t think you’re quite that dopey! (I rather think you’re more like Happy if you’re like anyone!)
Understand…what? Really, what are you all on about?
And I’m not dopey at all! =(
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math-smith-blog · 13 years ago
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Aw, you're having a get together? Wish I could come!
Ohhhh! Andrew AND Lara are supposed to meet up with the Freems?
GOD, I HOPE THEY BLOG ABOUT IT… 
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math-smith-blog · 13 years ago
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Hooray!!! =DDDD I really do hope you can come, Karen!!!
Of course, Jude, It wouldn’t be a fuzzy sheet party without of fuzzy sheet king!
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math-smith-blog · 13 years ago
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Oh fiddlesticks! Are you sure, Karen?? =( I was looking forward to sharing a tub of ice cream with you!
Of course, Jude, It wouldn’t be a fuzzy sheet party without of fuzzy sheet king!
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math-smith-blog · 13 years ago
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Oh, goodie! I'll be sure to buy some ice cream before I come over! What flavours do you all prefer?
It’s times like these where I just want to curl up in fuzzy sheets and stay there for the next two weeks.
But alas, I must do work. Yay for adulthood.
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math-smith-blog · 13 years ago
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We're having a sleepover and no one invited Smithers? But I'm the life of the party!
It’s times like these where I just want to curl up in fuzzy sheets and stay there for the next two weeks.
But alas, I must do work. Yay for adulthood.
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math-smith-blog · 13 years ago
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What? No, this is my third year teaching! =D I tend to hide, though, so that's maybe why you haven't seen me around!
Anonymous asked: I wish you were my math homework. Then you’d be hard and I’d be doing you on my desk. ;P
Well, I hope that’s where you do your homework! The floor’s a bit uncomfortable, I would think. Especially hunched over. Writing might also be a bit awkward…
And I wouldn’t be difficult! If I were maths homework, I think I’d be quite easy!
I hope you’re studying for the quiz tomorrow! =D
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Did you really not understand that, Matt? Even I don't think you're quite that dopey! (I rather think you're more like Happy if you're like anyone!)
Understand...what? Really, what are you all on about?
And I'm not dopey at all! =(
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math-smith-blog · 13 years ago
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  professordowney replied to your post: I wish you were my math homework. Then you’d be hard and I’d be doing you on my desk. ;P
Pfffffff, oh Matty. At least you’re blissfully unaware.
Blissfully unaware about what? =D
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I wish you were my math homework. Then you'd be hard and I'd be doing you on my desk. ;P
Well, I hope that's where you do your homework! The floor's a bit uncomfortable, I would think. Especially hunched over. Writing might also be a bit awkward...
And I wouldn't be difficult! If I were maths homework, I think I'd be quite easy!
I hope you're studying for the quiz tomorrow! =D
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math-smith-blog · 13 years ago
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What does the zero say to the the eight?
"Nice belt!"
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math-smith-blog · 13 years ago
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Just a reminder about the quiz tomorrow! Nothing too big, just a bit of scatter graphs. If you have any questions, ask away! Good luck tomorrow =D
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