matt-engayrde-blog
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MOVED TO BISEXUAL-HINOKA
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matt-engayrde-blog · 9 years ago
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SCRATCH THAT BISEXUAL-HINOKA IS MY NEW ACCOUNT please follow there
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matt-engayrde-blog · 9 years ago
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I am not getting anything out of the password situation. So I have moved to blatantlybisexual. please follow me there as this blog is not longer going to be active.
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matt-engayrde-blog · 9 years ago
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I wrote a Caminoka fanfic! Granted, its not clean. In fact, it is smut. NSFW warning.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6919996
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matt-engayrde-blog · 9 years ago
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hot noodle prince…or………..insecure pineapple prince
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Ernest: “As you know, Manfred and I go way back.” Ernest: “You don’t understand. He hasn’t called me “Daddy” in ages…“
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Submitted by: tem-y
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matt-engayrde-blog · 9 years ago
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me: *knows exactly what i have to say*
me: *stutters and fucks up a 5 word sentence*
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matt-engayrde-blog · 9 years ago
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When you say the right words in the wrong order
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matt-engayrde-blog · 9 years ago
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40+ year old men who seriously believe the young girls working at stores and restaurants are actually flirting with them just because the girls smile and are friendly are the most disgusting and terrifying things on this planet.
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matt-engayrde-blog · 9 years ago
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*stops playing video games and remembers real life* wtf the fuck
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In this photo you can clearly see both of Kirby’s hands!
In other words…
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There is NO WAY Kirby could have taken a selfie!!
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matt-engayrde-blog · 9 years ago
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i really don’t want to do this again but i’m sick to my stomach and i don’t know what else to do.
i lost my job a few weeks ago and only just managed to get a new one last week, and the only day i worked before the cut off for my cheque was friday, so my pay will only be $65, just enough for food. i don’t have my rent, and i am owing so many people in my life money because of all of the bullshit with losing my jobs, i can’t ask anyone else.
i just need $400 for rent, and literally anything would help. i was able to pay my rent last time i asked for help here and avoided homelessness and starvation. please help this little ugly nb lesbian keep their home !
my paypal link is here and if it stops working my email to send money to is [email protected]
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matt-engayrde-blog · 9 years ago
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i really don’t want to do this again but i’m sick to my stomach and i don’t know what else to do.
i lost my job a few weeks ago and only just managed to get a new one last week, and the only day i worked before the cut off for my cheque was friday, so my pay will only be $65, just enough for food. i don’t have my rent, and i am owing so many people in my life money because of all of the bullshit with losing my jobs, i can’t ask anyone else.
i just need $400 for rent, and literally anything would help. i was able to pay my rent last time i asked for help here and avoided homelessness and starvation. please help this little ugly nb lesbian keep their home !
my paypal link is here and if it stops working my email to send money to is [email protected]
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