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A necromancer using their powers to change raisins back into grapes.
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My grandpa has the heart of the lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo..
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murderer: (via text) im going to kill you
me: (a week later) omg im so sorry... i saw this when i was in the middle of doing something else and then just completely forgot about it
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Yo man u still playing chivalry?
Sorry haven't played that game in a long time.
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I was out yesterday and I saw Dumbledore just casually getting gas
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