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Selling an encyclopedia set with the 3rd volume missing
"yeah most of them are in there, but if you want to do research on cable television or cement you're outta luck ok bye"
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Steve Harvey: you know the drill you get 20 seconds to answer 5 questions if you can't think of something say pass and we'll move on to the next one
Me: welp here goes nothin
"Name something you do in a game of basketball"
Me, remembering that one Backyardigans episode about basketball and Greek gods: Pass
"Something you'd hate to realize you forgot while waiting for the bus"
Me, a New Yorker trying not to say MetroCard: Pass
"Tell me a word that means to go past or across"
Me, wondering if I'll have to recite the whole dictionary: Pass
"What would you consider a good test grade?"
Me, someone who just hopes to not fail: Pass
"Name an instrument commonly seen in bands"
Me, brain sufficiently fried: Pass
"Name something you--"
*BZZZZZZT*
Steve Harvey: Welp, I've got good news and bad news. The good news is you're gonna be famous after we put this on YouTube. The bad news is I don't think you answered a single question.
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Throwback to that one time in calculus I had a project where I had to write song lyrics about calculus and I just gave up and screamed in the middle of my performance
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I love how society essentially says "hi, please apologize for your body functioning normally" and so we say excuse me all the time
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Add a miniature figure of Bernie Sanders playing Donkey Kong on a miniature (presumably non-functional) arcade cabinet to the list of weirdest things I’ve seen at school.
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