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You know, first I shipped Cloqwork. (Still kinda do, but that ship isn’t getting anywhere rn)

Then these two came into my life, and I was ready to sail this ship

BUT THEN

Out of NO WHERE

BOOM

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Soo, I vote we call this ship Lucky Omens

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I know common theory for Qrow & Clover’s semblances is that they cancel each other out but I’d like to propose that there’s now large amounts of bad luck and good luck existing in the same proximity working in tandem.

Shenanigans ensue.

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this was an actual ad i got on facebook

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Being a millennial is getting buyer’s remorse over a $3.83 pack of oreos.

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here’s what the Canadian flag would look like if you rplaced the maple leef with a stegosaurus

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Anti-honesty hour. Ask me anything and I will respond with blatant lies.

This actually sounds hilarious

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i love u carly rae jepsen but the lyric "who gave you eyes like that, said you could keep them" is an absolutely wild thing to say. are u gonna confiscate someone's eyeballs

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A ghost that exists only to drink lemonade at 2am.

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hmmm